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    Dating Ethnically

    WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date...
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    It's Not Going To Show Up

    W Sox blow a pop fly behind second ends up being a run scoring double. Detroit scores two more in the inning with the extra out and Danks gets pulled. He's gotten a couple bad breaks this season. Hopefully the WSox pull this one out so he doesn't get the L. Of course, no error on a play were a...
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    ELDERLY PRE-NUP

    An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married. She said: I want to keep my house. He said that's fine with me. She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac. He said: That's fine with me. She said: And I want to have sex 6 times a week. He said: That's fine with me...Put me down for...
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    Buehrle

    Walked Sammy Steroid and promptly picked his now skinny ass off. No hits thru 6.
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    FYI

    Dusty #2 has changed up the Cub line up
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    Worlds Shortest Books

    *********************** FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac ______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated...
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    Movie Mistake: Families Get Horror Film

    HOLTSVILLE, N.Y. (AP) -- An audience expecting to watch a family film was stunned to get an glimpse of a horror movie, which left some parents shaken and the theater chain apologizing for the movie mix-up. The moviegoers were expecting to see "The Last Mimzy," the PG-rated tale of a brother and...
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    7 nailed to cross for Good Friday

    April 7, 2007 BY JOEAL CALUPITAN Seven devotees were nailed to crosses on Good Friday in the northern Philippine village of San Pedro Cutud where the rites drew thousands of tourists and spectators. The Lenten ritual is opposed by religious leaders in the Philippines -- Southeast Asia's...
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    An Email I Got

    from a very solid source..... READ AS SOON AS POSSIBLE Sent to me last night. I checked snopes.com and this is for real. Get this sent around to your contacts ASAP...we don't need this spreading around. PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS...
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    Sculpture of Obama As Jesus Causes Stir

    CHICAGO (AP) -- He wears Jesus' robes and a neon blue halo, looks like Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and is causing a stir at a Chicago art school. An undergraduate student's papier mache sculpture of Obama as a messianic figure - entitled "Blessing" - went on display Saturday...
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    Dirty Church Joke

    Two old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times."
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    I Know It's Just Me

    But I was tired of John Thompson (and his conspiracy theories) 10 F'n years ago. Don't need any more of him today!
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    Didn't Know This Existed

    Click on "maps" I wasn't home at the time. Use your mouse, you'll figure it out in a couple minutes right down to your lawn. http://www.live.com/
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    Jesse Jackson Backs Obama for President

    CHICAGO (AP) -- Civil rights leader Jesse Jackson said Thursday he's backing Democrat Barack Obama in his presidential bid, giving his support to a new generation of black politicians. "He has my vote," the Rev. Jackson told The Associated Press in a telephone interview. Jackson sought the...
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    Man Leads Chase, Claims He's Dick Cheney

    STRATFORD, Conn. (AP) -- A man was taken to Bridgeport Hospital for a psychiatric evaluation after he led authorities on a high-speed chase and then claimed to be Vice President Dick Cheney, police said. John Spernak, 42, later admitted he wasn't Cheney but said he was actually "Charlie's...
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    FYI

    I think there is a good chance there will be at least one more bad call before the GT/NC game ends.
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    Leprechaun

    An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy...
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    Why no outrage over Maher calling Obama 'articulate'?

    March 20, 2007 BY RICHARD ROEPER Sun-Times Columnist Check out this quote about Barack Obama: "[He's] exciting. Everyone says he's a rock star, which is one of the most overused phrases these days.... You know what? If you're not [receiving oral sex] after an event, you're not a rock star. But...
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    The Book of Genesis

    Where do pets come from? A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?" Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us...
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    Notre Dame Can't Lose!!

    Tomorrow is St Patrick's Day!:com:
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