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    Joke

    A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and...
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    This one is great!!

    A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone...
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    Joke

    A WOMAN WENT TO A PET SHOP AND IMMEDIATELY SPOTTED A LARGE BEAUTIFUL PARROT. THERE WAS A SIGN ON THE CAGE THAT SAID $50.00. WHY "SO LITTLE," SHE ASKED THE PET STORE OWNER. THE OWNER LOOKED AT HER AND SAID," LOOK, I SHOULD TELL YOU FIRST THAT THIS BIRD USED TO LIVE IN A HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION, AND...
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    Good Ears??

    A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they...
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    What gender is it??

    Subject: What gender is it? If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example: Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them Copier -- Female, because once...
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    Felonious Monk's Birthday!!!!!

    Hey Monk.......I noticed on the home page that it is your birthday today!!!! Hope that you have a good one. Thanks for posting our pictures for us!!!!
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    Wrong Number too funny

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. 'Hello?', says a little girl's...
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    Magic Elevator

    An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two, shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked,"What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded...
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