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    The Mechanic

    A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So he found out from the local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared...
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    Elegant Lance........

    Allright Dihkhead! Lets hear it. What is your motive here? Why have you decided to tread on me? You sound Like Lance Bailey to me! Go ahead, you've called me out........ Lets go! Do you really drive a BMW? Who cares? If you are who I think you are you drive a Ford Ranger and wrecked your only...
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    Bear Hunting!

    >Things are not always as they appear. > > >Bear Hunting >Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting. > >He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. > >There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big >black bear. > >The black bear said, "That...
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    I'm Noticing a Trend!

    I have begun to notice that lately there are more and more dumbass people in the world! Is this an epidemic?Is there something in the water? Is this the new wave in the american public? To see just how damn dumb you can seem? I am not knocking on any particular group and or background so please...
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    You know what makes me angry?

    Well Last evening made a trip to the Fridge to check the supplies, well low and behold the Milk is depleted! Like Monk and his coffee, the Freak does enjoy a cold glass of milk first thing in the morning, kills the heart burn and does my body good! No milk in the fridge and no food in my stomach...
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    What is the highest?

    What is the Highest Batting average ever for a single season, lifetime? What is the lowest ERA ever? Single and Lifetime? I am just curious.:shrug: Any other astonishing facts would be fun to read about!
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    Can you read minds?

    The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water. After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore...
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    Hey Fat, where were you?

    Where were you when they took our picture? On the Sh#tter? Monk you look smashing in that Blue outfit! Yeah Baby.....Yeah!
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    He loves his Job!

    This is super Funny! I love my job Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister, Sue. She then sent it...
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    Thoughts of my ex-wife!

    It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit...
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    Another Epidemic?

    A couple of months ago some associates and myself had discovered the hideous blockormore disease. At the time we posted or journal here on Jacks board we thought we had this nasty bug under control. Turns out there are new strains popping up all over the Northern States and Mississippi ( who...
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    Howdy there AUMemphisTiger...War Eagle!

    I'd like to extend a big War Eagle to you and welcome you to Jack's House! Good to have some Auburn Folks slipping in here! All you other guys out there.......here is another cog in my wheel of Auburn Pride! Give him a big welcome! WAR EAGLE!
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    Top Ten most feared events of a college football fan!

    This was sent to me by an old college buddy of mine who shares the love of the Game as much as I. Enjoy! You may think that I?m going to explore the unsettling angst of college football fans who've just watched their star recruit tear his ACL on the opening play of summer practice. Nah...
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    Bluemounds Rebounds

    Lakers -2 ( the Farm ) Boston over Lakers over
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    How Smart are you Part Deux!

    Well Let's just see who is the smartest one around here! Smart Quiz! I got 10 out of 11:rolleyes: , missed one stupid little question, So i Guess I'm Retarded :jump:
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    Post your Review here!

    I was so inclined to go back and sheck and see what kind of lucious reviews were laid down yesterday and so forth about or lovely gathering place here at madjacks! Well I was a little suprised at what I read in a couple of the reviews, yeah there is always that idiot that says stuff that really...
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    Jack, Are the ladies on the Softball team hot or what?

    You know I love a lovely Lady! So I'm just curious, What do our ladies look like? Are they hot? Are they all muscled up, Are they super Fine? Man I wanna know! Any of you ladies that are out there that read here at Jack's Let me know! Are you a Hottie! Send me a picture! Sincerely Bluemound...
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    Shooting At a School in Germany!

    School Tragedy 18 Killed in German School Shooting, 6 Others Injured, Police Say From Wire Reports E R F U R T, Germany, April 26 ? A total of 18 people died in a bloodbath at a high school in the eastern German city of Erfut today, police said. Six others were also injured in the rampage...
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    Wareagle!!!!!!!

    Give me a Ring in about an hour or so! My cell! about 930 Central!
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    Jack It has been Fun!

    Jack I have had so much fun hanging around your website the past year or so but the time has come and I must venture on! It has been brought to my attention that there is another Website that should keep me occupied. Wilson posted a site called showyourrack.com now I will be staying there for...
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