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    Southern Humor

    Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. > > > > The 911-operator told Bubba that she would > > > > send someone out right away. "Where do you > > > > live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, > > > > "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The > > > > operator asked, "Can you spell that...
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    Schooling For Men...Very Funny

    For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage. Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree.... TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six...
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    Computer Wizards...Need firewall for port 135

    Since I download soooo much stuff, I'm pretty vulnerable to hacker attack. Anyone out there know a powerful, yet free, firewall I can get a hold of? Much appreciated fellas...
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    Anyone Own DVD X Copy or DVD X Copy Express???

    I was wondering if anyone owns either one of these software programs and could tell me the difference. Planning on buying one of the two to copy DVD movies as "back up only." LOL!!! Thanks for sharing...
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    A Letter Sent Home From Texas...Funny!!!!!

    Guys, this is long, but me being from Texas, I think this is the funniest thing I have ever read! Dear Mom: May 30th: Just moved to Houston. Now this is a city that knows how to live!!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! I watched the sunset from a park lying on a...
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    25 Signs That You've Grown Up

    > >1.Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. > > > >2.Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. > > > >3.You keep more food than beer in the fridge. > > > >4.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. > > > >5.You hear your favorite song on an...
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    Just Alittle Humor For The Day...

    Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in: 1. HOTEL- My momma said she whatten gonna tell her friend Sharon nuthin'...
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    Any Amusement Park Thrill Riders Out There???

    Since living in Arlington, TX for the past nine years, I had recently went to Six Flags Over Texas for the first time since establishing residency here. It had also been over 13 years since I've been on a rollercoaster. My experience on the rides were rejuvinating, heart stopping, and a...
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    Someone Please Explain This To Me...

    Just to top things off, I just love going through the NBA forum and reading all the threads. You guys are great and have made me a lot of rice this year and I thank you all for it. Now something about tonight's game is very confusing to me. Now Dallas opened as a 3' point underdog and has...
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    Inner Strength...Read All The Way Through

    Inner Strength If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, If you can understand when loved ones...
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    HELL YEAH!!!! Freedom of Speech

    I received this email from a coworker...Thought I would share it with the gang. I bet you stand up and say "HELL YEAH!" after you read this. If the man/woman who wrote this ran for PRESIDENT I would VOTE for him/her. I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires...
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    Anyone Ever Had A Threesome????

    Ok, here's the predicament that I'm in...There is this girl I work with and know pretty well. She's about 8 years younger than me and we have these really sexually explicit talks at work with one another. Well, to make a long story short, I was offered to bump uglies with her, but on one...
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    Roger

    Great to see you on the boards again this year, Roger. Best of luck and let's win some more rice.
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    Prop Bets

    You've got to be kidding me!!! You mean there are prop bets about movies?? Unbelieveable. What's the strangest prop bet you've heard, seen, or bet on? This should be interesting.
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    Going On Summer Vacation...Any Ideas?

    Well, some friends and I are deciding on a trip somewhere in the US for a few weeks. Since this forum has members from everywhere, I thought I would seek out some recommendations from the forum. Thanks fellas.
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    What Is Sexier: Women In Lingerie Or Bikini?

    Since this forum is 99% men, I thought this would be an interesting question into your taste in women. Me, I would rather see a woman in a black, one piece, with a very low cut back. Leaves more to the imagination.
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    Supernatural happening...Has This Ever Happened To You?

    This is a true story that just happened. I had set my 2-year old son's Spiderman toy in his big Tonka truck so I would know where it was when it was time to take him and his sister back to my ex's. I had taken the kids to give them a bath. About half an hour later after we were finished, I...
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    If you knew you had 3 days to live...

    what would you do? Just kind of curious how someone would approach their last few days on earth. Myself, I would spend them with my children.
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    Anyone else?

    Is it me or can no one get into xxxxxx.com?
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    New To Forum

    Hello everyone, I've been checking out this site for some time now and found out that there are a ton of excellent cappers in this forum. I've followed a lot of you and have won a lot of "rice" with your picks. Just wanted to say thanks to everyone and good luck...
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