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    Anti-Romney crowd gathers to cheer President Obama

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    You know what the doctor says!

    "If it tastes good, spit it out." Just had a handful of radishes and a big slice of onion. Great way to start the day!
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    Best lunch known to mortal man!

    1/2 lb. of kale greens, steamed w/ pat of Smart Balance 1 Tangerine the other half of the banana
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    Madjack Most Despised Member Of the Month (March)

    "And the nominees for Madjacks Most Despised Member Of The Month for March 2012 are... 1. Skunknik 2. Trampled Underfoot 3. Hedgehog 4. Kickserv 5. Fatdaddycool 6. The Boys 7. Morris 8. Betone 9. Saint 10. The Joker 11. ppabart 12. Sportsaholic 13. The Sponge 14. PRO ONE NINETY...
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    Moved: Madjack member of the month (March)

    LOL :142smilie
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    Forgiven!

    I just got out of a traffic ticket!...$110 bucks. (Rolling through a stop sign. Judge said, "I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. You seem like a nice guy.") Oh, what a feeling! Thank you, Jesus!
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    Best breakfast known to mortal man!

    1/2 lb. of kale greens, steamed w/ pat of Smart Balance 1 Tangerine 1/2 Banana Fuhgeddabotit! (Right now, my internal organs are jumping up and down shouting "Thank you! Thank you very much! Thank you! Same stuff tomorrow would be cool with us. Thanks again!")
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    Older than the hills ~

    Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife and arranging to have her killed. A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with a nefarious underworld figure, who went by the name of "Artie."...
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    How heavy is the rain in Oklahoma?

    Looks like the entire state is getting pounded.
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    There are currently more people....

    viewing the mini-dumpster than the general forum. :142smilie
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    Is a racist smarter than a do-do bird?

    Yes No
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    Awesome Jello!

    1. Take one celery stalk, slice into four lengths, dice. 2. Take six baby carrots, dice (I cut them into fours, then put them in a small electric food chopper). 3. Take a sm cn of crushed pineapple, drain, squeeze dry. 4. Make the jello (If you can't make jello, hang it up.). 5. Throw all...
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    Extra - Easy Spinach Lasagna

    Just made this today ~ :0074 http://allrecipes.com/recipe/extra-easy-spinach-lasagna/ (Note: I spent an additional $2 and bought a 16 oz bag of collard greens, triple-washed. Greens were like long lengths of ribbon, so I put them in a food processor and reduced them to a much smaller size...
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    If I had it to do over again........

    I would eat kale and collard greens every day of my life. The nutritional content is off the chart, PLUS they curb your appetite. You may find it more and more easier to say, "Naaa, no thanks" to things like pizza, burgers, fries, etc. Takes a bit of discipline (food preparation) and...
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    Wanna' jump start your metabolism?

    First thing in the morning, eat two big forkfuls of sauerkraut, followed by a radish, then take a swig of apple cider vinegar. It's good for what ails ya'!
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    Political statement ~

    "After careful analysis, I have determined that the recent, unusual warm winter weather is a direct result of all the political hot air." Letter to the editor of the Pittsburgh Post Gazette Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/12054/1212013-110.stm#ixzz1nEo1oLAq
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    "In other news...."

    Obituary: Philip Vannatter / O.J. Simpson investigator April 18, 1941 - Jan. 20, 2012 Tuesday, February 21, 2012 By Bruce Weber, The New York Times Philip Vannatter, who as a Los Angeles police detective helped lead the investigation of the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald L...
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    Today

    12 20 20 12 :scared Whoooaaa! and at 8:12 PM military time it will be 20 12 :scared Double Whoooaaa!
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    Collard Greens

    Had them yesterday. Bought two bunches for $1 from the huckster at the flea market. Washed then separated leaves from stems. Cut everything into one inch pieces. After water came to a rolling boil, placed a few handfuls in a dutch oven and steamed them on the stove for ten minutes. Added a...
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    A moment of silence, please....

    For the politics and religion forum (aka "RAYMOND'S Romper Room"). Alas. this vibrant arena of domestic and global political solutions has been laid to rest by MJTH (MadJack The Hammer). Rumor has it that Darth Vadar wouldn't have been cruel enough to stamp his imprimatur "NEVER" in the "Last...
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