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    "Black Box Members" sign in please ~

    Just trying to get a head count of our little fraternity. buddy = here
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    Walmart Animals

    Last week, I was in my local Walmart Supercenter waiting in the deli line. I nonchalantly looked to my left and there stood a young man in front of the banana display with a live snake wrapped around his neck. The snake's girth was the width of your forearm. I contacted security. Was...
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    New Jersey Madjacker Captured

    HOWELL TOWNSHIP, N.J. ? A wayward baboon that apparently escaped from a southern New Jersey amusement park and became a mini-celebrity has been captured after spending three days on the lam. The animal appeared to be unharmed when it was found and tranquilized Saturday afternoon in Howell...
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    How many sirens do you hear each day?

    Not counting the other imaginary noises / voices you may hear, just the actual sound a legitimate emergency vehicle type siren. I'm 11 miles outside of Pittsburgh and I think a fair estimate would be one per hour. "Wait!...What wazzat? Hon, did you hear....?"
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    So what's shakin' in your neck of the woods?

    http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11182/1157544-100.stm
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    Funny Stones To

    Funny Stones To Tickle Your Funny Bones By June Shaputis copyright 1980 The living have the opportunity to engrave in stone some thought appropriate to the character, or circumstances surrounding the death, of the deceased individual. Some epitaphs are unique and very revealing. It is...
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    AR 182?

    Hope he's okay. Isn't he from Arizona? If so, I pray he's out of harms way.
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    The Average Salary of an Army Recruiter

    http://www.ehow.com/info_8172850_average-salary-army-recruiter.html kurby
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    Attorneys! - Ya' just gotta' love 'em!

    (Old post, but funnier each and every time! Hush now! Order in the court!) These are supposedly from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm...
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    The Average Salary of an E-5 in the Army

    http://www.ehow.com/about_7553446_average-salary-e5-army.html
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    Where were you?...

    On October 3, 1995 when the verdict of "not guilty" was announced in the O J Simpson trial? We were playing golf at the Champion Lakes Golf Club in Ligonier, Pa. I was walking from the fourth green to the fifth tee. Someone on the fourth fairway had a radio and shouted "not guilty!" It...
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    DARREN SARDELLI'S NEW POEMS

    Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue, please cover your nose. You sneezed on Miss Muffet and ruined her clothes. You sprayed Mother Hubbard and now she is sick. You put out the fire on Jack?s candle stick. Your sneeze is the reason why Humpty fell down. You drenched Yankee Doodle when he came to...
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    Is it safe to drink Listerine?

    The main ingredients in mouthwash turn to formaldehyde at body temperature...in other words...if you drink mouthwash, you are pickling yourself. The body does not flush out formaldehyde, so once it's there, it's there for life--or death... kurby
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    Al Fresco Dining

    http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11173/1155276-154-0.stm
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    A question to ask your surgeon ~

    "Have you ever cheated on a written exam?"
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    Not my intention to fan the flames, but...

    rumor has it illegal immigrants are responsible for setting the wild fires in Arizona. They'd certainly be the perfect scapegoat.
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    Like your Chile hot?

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/43295891#43295891
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    BREAKING NEWS:

    This just in! I could hardly believe my eyes! Sukanya Roy, 14, wins Scripps National Spelling Bee with 'cymotrichous"
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    Morris, The Samurai

    There once was a powerful emperor who needed a new chief Samurai. So he put up posters throughout the land saying he was searching for a new chief Samurai. But after two months, only three Samurai applied for the job, a Japanese, a Chinese, and Morris. So he interviewed all three. The...
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    Elderly woman, dentist fight over dentures

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43171041/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/
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