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    Joke (groan)

    A farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called -- and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or...
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    CALHOUN vs boeheim

    Well, they say third times a charm, but after their last two performances, I just can't see UCONN covering in the role of a favorite. boeheim +3'
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    Please, forgive me

    There was a painter named Wayne who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit farther. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job on one of...
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    Insurance / legal?

    This is for a friend who does not have a computer and I'm not sure how to ask this, but I'll give it a shot. Short version....... Friend had an 94 Toyota (registered / insured), but car had no reverse. Vehicle was stolen by his roommate, then abandoned. Perpetrator who stole the vehicle was...
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    Global Cooling

    Just had a knock on my back door........ Two polar bears said, "Hey buddy, we brought you 10 # of salmon. How 'bout lettin' us in? We're freezin.'"
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    buddy's plays

    527 / richmond +21 550 / AUB -1 571 / so car +10 587 / uncc +13 662 / NEVADA -10 681 / miami +12' 608 / IOWA ST -4 777 / e wash +4
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    game = lines solitaire

    http://www.by-art.com/lines/lines.php try to get five same colored balls in a row....horizontally, vertically or diagonal. good luck! My high score is 529, but I've played this about 10 million times. It ain't easy
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    "Never ask a bad team to cover for you"

    "Unless they're the right side!" Princeton +5 Princeton under 107'
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    Neteller / Canadians

    Copy / pasted from another popular sports forum; "i dont want to go into details as to what happened to me, but it is best at this time to get your money out." (The poster is the owner of the forum).
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    Two Toad Holes

    Delaware / G Mason = under 120 Ohio / Toledo = over 139'
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    State Of The Economy Speech

    "Well, I'm dissapointed that gas prices aren't a little higher, but other than that my close friends are happy and that's all that really matters. Thank you and God bless America."
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    This is coal

    Barges of coal make their way up the Allegheny River this morning under a snowfall that obscures Downtown (Pittsburgh).
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    Bobby Ross (Army HC) Announces Retirement

    Bobby Ross out; Stan Brock in at Army West Point, NY (Sports Network) - Bobby Ross' tenure as Army head football coach came to an end on Monday as he announced his retirement, and the Black Knights quickly named his replacement in Stan Brock. Brock, who was the offensive line coach for the...
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    Bucket lickers abound !

    UCONN MANHATTAN Illinois
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    Gold Medal - 2nd half - Bucket Licker Award

    sure looks like UCONN :scared
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    they're pretty cruddy / 'cause they're from buddy

    #757 / western kentucky -8' #775 / wright st +7 #789 / western michigan +12 #792 / UCONN -7' (bucket lickin' crudballs) #793 / columbia +5 #872 / SAN JOSE STATE +8' #886/ IONA +3 #888 / NO ARIZ -11
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    You really have to admire some of these veteran handicappers

    Saturday full card / they roll out of bed at 10:15 EST / take a leak / make coffee / turn on the computer / glance at a handful of games and say "here's one, here's another, this makes three, and let's see.....I want two more. I'll find those after I eat this danish and finish my coffee /...
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    Anyone like IONA +3?

    They used to make a great stewed tomato! When I was a kid, there was a company called IONA who made canned vegetables........and that's why I'm taking them today - in honor of the vegetables that carried their name! On a more serious note, Iona is winless this season. I can relate because my...
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    I just took Duke under 131'

    good luck!
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    "Jose, can u...c...

    l.......a beat CAL by more than six? Si, senor. Gracias.
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