It's table tennis, not Ping Pong
It's facial tissue, not Kleenex
It's copier, not Xerox
It's cotton swab, not Q-tip
It's ice resurfacer, not Zamboni
It's adhesive bandage, not Band-Aid
It's acetylsalicylic acid, not Aspirin
It's vacuum flask, not Thermos
It's Inflated cushioning, not Bubble Wrap...