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  1. Senor Capper

    Good, Bad & the Ugly

    I know what your thinking & No, this is not a bash on our compadres from Texas. Just a chuckle or 2. The Good, The Bad, The Ugly 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a...
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    My kind of town

    Any of you MJers have pics of your hometown ? Well bring 'em on. Vegas My kind of town.
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    Never Forgotten

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    Texans/Alcohol/MadJacks

    The 5 Stages of Texan Drunkenness Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are...
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    Modems......

    Cable or DSL ?? They don't offer DSL in Henderson and Cable is having a special offer 75.00 modem purchase and 34.95 per month. So Fed Ex is showing up tomorrow with the Cox Cable modem. Are you Cable, DSL or what ? What do ya'll pay ? just curious SC :p
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    MadJack Challenge ?

    Since KC brought it to my attention (yes, I've been that busy) My Jayhawks get to smack around "your" Twerps! ;) I'm heading off to work & will be back at 3:30pm Vegas time. I could use another Jayhawk brim ! Let me know Rock Chalk Jayhawk Lanny
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    Lem Banker says;

    Indiana + 7 or better. and of course my Jayhawks !!!! My thoughts exactly. I also like Indiana 1st half + 3.5. :p
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    Best Future Bet out there

    KC at 40-1 :eek: Yup. You heard it right! Get it while you can !
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    Adios Hombres

    Fletch and RAYMOND I wish you well. I see a few "coattailers" are upset that you both are leaving, well ya'll expected that I'm sure. Not to worry they will get over it and find others to follow. (don't lose sleep over them) ;) I, for one, have never followed anyones elses picks. nor would I...
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    S.o.b. Fish

    Son Of A Bitch A priest took a sabbatical to a fishing lodge. On the last day of his trip, he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!" "Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!" the priest said...
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    Have to admit......

    I miss this place. But I have been real busy lately trying to locate and close on a new home (new to me) and trying to sell my current home. A juggling act so to speak. Combine that and going on a vacation for a week and your talking stress city. Jack & Co. I haven't abandoned ya'll. (not...
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    Top 10 Hallmark Valentine Rejects.....

    A day late and a dollar short. Anywayz....... 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes...
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    Consumers Report question

    I haven't received my 2002 COnsumer Reports book yet and was wondering if anyone here at MJs had theirs? I'm looking to but 2-way radios, like to use at Disneyland ;) I've seen Motorolas "Walkabouts" but have'nt heard if they are any good or not. Anyone own a set ? All opinions encouraged...
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    How I Spent My Winter Vacation

    Brrrrrrr. Nuff said.
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    MJs Vegas Superbowl Party

    Thanks bunches to Jack & Jack Sr., Fletch and all who attended the party this year. What can I say ? WOW ! Finally met Gatorbait (bogart ;)), KCWolf & wife, Flipper, Hoops, RAYMOND and wife, Chucky the Goat, 4Bubba, Mags, njsf25g, nhl8810, CrackRat, Bohica, 1837, Msdee, Juju.... and the...
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    Senors' Superbowl Selections

    I'm definitely pumped for this game and being in a room full of MadJackers (in Vegas) only enhances the excitement. We had an excellent dinner last night (thanks Fletcher) the filet mignon was delicious, as were the cajun mashed potatoes. Anywayz ..... I would love nothing in the world more...
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    Scott Wetzels "Opposite Picks"

    These are the plays that he is actually playing...... Rams -14 Under 53 Under 10 points in 1st quarter Rams longest FG - 7.5 Under 2.5 interceptions (lock play) Patriots MOST penalty minutes Who scores the first TD for the Rams....uniform # over/under 28.5 He likes the #28.5 and lower...
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    Tyson

    What ya'll think ? No license ? By the way this is going it looks like a negative!
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    How was my day ?

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    Senors' Sunday Selections

    Vs Patriots better be happy with what they accomplished so far. Because now they travel to be crushed by the Steelers. The Steelers are rolling along, and they have so many advantages over the Patriots that the only way New England has a chance is if they get several special teams plays and...
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