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    Give a senior citizen a break!

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man...
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    Brain Cramps

    (I know this is old material, but it's still good for a laugh) Brain Cramps Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live...
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    British Flag Causes Stir

    (copied / pasted from another site) Just got back from London where there's England Flags everywhere but Police were conviscating them on Nationalistic arguments, I thought it was a joke until I read this. England afraid to fly its own flag Following threats by extremist Islamic group...
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    Comments on the outlook for the U.S. economy and monetary policy

    http://www.federalreserve.gov/boarddocs/speeches/2006/20060605/default.htm
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    Late Night Comedians / Immigration

    "The President of Mexico, Vicente Fox, is here in the United States for four days. Yea, that's how it starts. Four days, then four weeks and then four months. ... Actually when he arrived, he was greeted in the traditional manner. He was immediately offered a job at Wal-Mart." --Jay Leno...
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    toad hole

    under 179
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    Social Security Disability / Child Support?

    Friend has Disability hearing on June 20. Long before his disability occurred, he's been making a child support payment of $400 per month faithfully....$100 month more than what the court required (extra $100 was for child's piano lessons). Despite being unable to work, he has not missed a...
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    The Goodlatte Bill (internet gambling)

    "The Goodlatte bill also prohibits online gambling operators from accepting credit cards, electronic fund transfers, cheques or other forms of payment. By itself this should have little impact on the industry. However, it may set the stage for the DOJ to target transaction processors for...
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    Total

    Great cereal! (Played over 212')
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    WNBA

    Took CHICAGO +4' over Los Angeles
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    Most oft-repeated news headine ever

    "Despite The Bloodshed, President Bush Remains Optimistic"
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    B..b..b..b..b..b..b..b..bi..bit..bite..bite..bite this

    A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, And the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern, Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
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    my contribution to the dumbing down of America

    "Ma is as selfless as I am" can be read the same way backwards. If you take away all the spaces you can see that all the letters can be spelled out both ways.
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    Saturday

    I see this as a repeat of last nights game. VERY slight lean to the Pistons +3. Also, gonna' take a shot with over 182. Good luck.
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    International Signs

    Acapulco hotel sign: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. Athens Hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 daily. Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of...
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    Literary masterpiece

    "Blow your nose, use a kleenex. Make some loot, bet on Phoenix."
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    WNBA?

    who's favored in the WNBA game tonight... Indiana or Chicago?
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    Pennsylvania political activism on the move

    http://www.pittsburghpostgazette.com/pg/06145/693176-100.stm Pennsylvania has the most bloated state legislature in the country and people are pissed. I'm one of them.
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    She said, "It's over!"

    I said, "I like it under!" "over, under, over, under, over, under, over....." UNDER! dammit
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    Gramscian Methodology

    (Thanks to gardenweasel) http://www.brianwilson.net/pages/gramsci.html Very interesting (to say the least)
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