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    Is it illegal to cross the Tennessee state line with a chicken on your head?

    I said yes, but was told that is an acceptable form of entry into the Volunteer State.
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    Had a birdie and 4 pars on the back nine...

    and still shot 45! :cursin: (Had an 8 on a 144 yd / par 3 plus 2 other really bad holes). But, smashin' my tee ball! Absolutely smashin' it. (I'll be signin' autographs by mid-June.) :)
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    Limerick

    A flea and a fly in a flue Were imprisoned, so what could they do? Said the fly, "Let us flee!" "Let us fly!" said the flea! So they flew through a flaw in the flue. (I'm bored. I think I'll try to filet a fly.) :)
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    Something To Cheer In Texas

    Something to cheer in Texas Tuesday, May 10, 2005 By Reg Henry (Columnist, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) From Texas comes news that the state House has passed a bill to take the rah-rah out of "overtly sexually suggestive" cheerleading. There is only one meaning to be taken from this development...
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    Bought a condom a few days ago...

    Pretty excited about it. Good situation, too!
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    Handicapping -

    Without giving away any trade secrets ("so sorry" to the boys at the Lodge), has anyone ever stumbled across a handicapping revelation that was so dynamic, so profound that you could call it a life changing experience? The enormity of this discovery had to be so grand that handicapping became...
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    The History of Cinco de Mayo

    The 5th of May is not Mexican Independence Day, but it should be! And Cinco de Mayo is not an American holiday, but it should be. Mexico declared its independence from mother Spain on midnight, the 15th of September, 1810. And it took 11 years before the first Spanish soldiers were told and...
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    A Day Without A Mexican

    Recently watched this video and thought it was okay. Started out with some funny parts, but went downhill in a hurry. Story line revolves around what would happen to the USA if Mexicans instantly vanished like the biblical "Rapture". Story might have been more interesting with a few Madjack...
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    Tempur - Pedic Mattress

    I'm thinking of getting one of these. I haven't checked them out yet, but rumor has it their worth every penny. Anybody have one?
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    We need a Boston Tour Guide

    http://www.bostonforrent.com/neighborhoods.html
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    An Excerpt

    White House Watch: Ann McFeatters / America's angry tone Bush's low popularity is a reflection of bitter division (I took the liberty to cut/paste the excerpt rather than post the entire article - buddy) ..."Zogby's latest polling showed Bush at his lowest level -- a positive job-approval...
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    Opening Lines from last year?

    I'm planning to get my feet wet in the NFL this year and would like to do some research before I throw my money out the window. Does anyone still have the opening lines from each week of last years regular season? I realize that's a lot to ask but any help with this would be much appreciated...
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    Article about Caminiti tribute at Petco Park

    Caminiti not deserving of honor Saturday, April 23, 2005 By Ron Cook, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette What's next? Charles Manson Night at Dodger Stadium? Or maybe Jeffrey Dahmer Night at Milwaukee's Miller Park? OK, so those are ridiculous and inappropriate suggestions. It's not as if Ken Caminiti...
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    What is the worst car you have ever owned?

    '63 Corvair In the mid-60's, I took my girl to see Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons at the Civic Arena in Pittsburgh. On the way home, the engine fell out of the car.
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    Pitt hoops in downhill slide

    Pitt basketball in rough patch Friday, April 08, 2005 By Bob Smizik, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette On Feb. 9, the day Pitt athletic director Jeff Long unveiled a fund-raising plan known as Quest For Excellence, good fortune was smiling on the Pitt basketball program. The Panthers were 16-4, ranked...
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    Who is the worst golfer you know?

    Years ago, was paired with a co-worker in a company outing. There was a Pepsi Machine on the 4th hole. The Pepsi Machine, trash can and bench were directly across from the tees we were using. Three of us had already hit and were sitting on the bench next to the trash can. My co-worker (who...
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    Golf vs All The Others

    (Copied from a competing site) The following is not intended to offend fans of basketball, hockey, football or baseball, even tennis. It is, rather, an attempt to put everything in its proper perspective... However, if you are offended because of your favorite sport, please tell someone else...
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    Eel - Annoy

    Just think they "WANT" this game more than UNC. Tarheels are expecting it. The Illini want it.
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    Digital Cameras?

    I'm in the market for a decent, inexpensive camera (My Fuji FinePix needs repaired). Family snapshot kinda' thing. Went to consumer reports and their "Best Buy" was a Canon Powershot A 75 which they listed around $200. Sounds good to me. Features are 3 megapixel, excellent battery life, 2...
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    Nigerian Personal Ad

    Name: Bobbos Age: 32 Sex: Female Sexual Preference: Straight Location: Namibia, Africa I am professional and sucessful Nigerian woman looking for true, strong, God-fearing man. What I don't want is someone to write only once or twice and never again. I have never been to the US of A, but...
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