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    49 Ugly Southerners and a Yankee...

    were on a bus trip. The bus crashed and all 50 passengers died and went to Heaven. God felt terrible about the accident and decided to grant each passenger one wish. "Please God, make me beautiful", wished the first passenger. A chorus of similar requests cried out through Heaven. One...
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    Sing to the tune of "Ya' Gotta Have Heart"...

    "Ya' gotta' have balls, Lots and lots and lots of balls. To bet ul mon-roe. There's only one thing to know. That you gotta' have balls." ul monroe +13 over UTAH STATE ul monroe opened the season @ LSU and got creamed...(Learning Experience) In game 2, they lost to Div 1AA Stephen F. Austin...
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    VA TECH -23' v Uconn

    +23' sure looks tempting. Depending on your state of mind, so does a barfly. Going on the road and relishing win/covers @ Army and Buffalo had to feel nice. Congratulations, Huskies. But you may find the going gets just a little bit rougher on this trip down south. The Home Loss/no cover vs...
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    He'll be runnin' like a chicken with the Colonel chasin' him.

    Poor Jared fla -9 over KENTUCKY
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    "...Country road, take me home, to the place where I belong..."

    Hit it, chorus!
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    Wash St?

    Have the ball 1st and 10 inside New Mexico's five yard line three times in the first half... three field goals. aaargh! (What's Mike Price doin' these days, anyway?)
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    5:00 Est

    WASH STATE -14' over new mexico
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    You saw it here first!

    Arizona +21' over PURDUE All balls, no brains. But the Boilermakers were beaten outright by BG+11', 27-26 and were VERY FORTUNATE to escape with a win/cover @ WFOREST. I realize Arizona's performance in their last two games vs LSU & OREGON was putrid, but in terms of ats margins, Arizona...
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    Isabella ain't the only Hurricane storming into New England this weekend.

    Miami -12' over BOSTON COLLEGE
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    List all your reasons here for hating the State of Texas

    Mack Brown West Texas East Texas South Texas North Texas Central Texas Texas Border Capital of Texas Texas Beef Texas Hot Dogs Texas Toast
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    Pittsburgh

    This city is on the verge of financial bankruptcky. We just laid off 100 + cops, all the school crossing guards, closed down all the public swimming pools in mid-summer and there have been major cutbacks in social programs. It's a hell of a lot worse than what I just mentioned here. The tax...
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    The Oscars

    "For best performance in the role of a home dog.... "The candidates are.... UCONN / WFOREST / IOWA STATE / VANDY "The envelope, please.... (tear, rip, tear) "And the winner is.... "VANDY" !!!
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    2 years ago today

    Wednesday, Sept. 12th, 2001 AN HOUR BEFORE DAWN and this gigantic engine of a city that never sleeps is trying to. It has never been so quiet here. There is no traffic. We are sealed off from the world. The tunnels and bridges are closed. People streamed out of the city yesterday and today will...
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    Never Take A Dog On A Big Game Hunt.

    TEXAS -13 V arkansas FLA ST -24 v georgia tech
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    Has anyone here ever been a "Department Store Santa"?

    Madjack, you're about the right size.
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    Is anyone here....

    named "Urban"?
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    Got guts?

    Penn State +10 I took it the other way, but plan on buying it back. I also took NEB - in the NCAA Contest. Wish now I wasn't so quick to pull the trigger.
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    Byu auestion ???

    Any word on Byu's Marcus Whalen?
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    Auburn -13 @ VANDY

    Aub's first two performances were abysmal. BAD...right down to the bone. If Auburn is visibly shaken, they deserve to be. But covering this number is something they don't deserve. I think Auburn wins, but VANDY +13 cashes the ticket (but not by much).
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