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    Botched Joke

    Two rookie Congressmen Two rookie Congressmen, one democrat and one republican, were walking along the street in D.C. They came upon a homeless man asleep on the sidewalk. The Republican woke him up, gave him $20 for something to eat and gave him a lead on where he might get a job. The Democrat...
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    The Ramblin' Wreck

    "I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech and a hell of an engineer, A helluva, helluva, helluva, helluva, hell of an engineer, Like all the jolly good fellows, I drink my whiskey clear, I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech and a hell of an engineer. Oh, if I had a daughter, sir, I'd dress her...
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    Throw up

    I think I'm gonna throw up. I just had a piece of banana nut bread and a glass of milk ontop of a big plate of pickled herring, swiss cheese and crackers. I don't feel so good.
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    Political Science

    Political Science by Randy Newman "No one likes us-I don't know why We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try But all around, even our old friends put us down Let's drop the big one and see what happens We give them money-but are they grateful? No, they're spiteful and they're hateful...
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    Ever date a girl who's hair smelled like watermelon?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQO6OmFAjR8&mode=related&search=
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    Conn. police seek robber disguised as Bush

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15427985/from/RS.2/
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    Song verse

    "Welcome to George Bush National Park, Where the air smells just like diesel. Ain't no animals left 'round here, 'cept snakes, a rat and a weasel."
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    "Dairy Creamer, Stanley Steemer, Ima Dreamer, Bet The House On This Five Teamer!

    Clemson -4 Utep +14 Buffalo +35' Ncst (pk) BAYLOR +4'
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    Catholic Parrots

    A lady visits her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he...
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    Catholic Parrots

    wrong forum sorry
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    LSU's Strength + Conditioning Coach Arrested

    (copy / pasted from another sports forum) http://wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=5581935
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    Oxford, Miss

    (copy / pasted from another sports forum) OXFORD, Miss. -* Ole Miss head football coach Ed Orgeron announced Monday afternoon the dismissal of one player, the indefinite suspension of four players and that another player has left the team. Junior linebacker Garry Pack of Hattiesburg, Miss...
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    A Halloween Tale

    A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
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    You decide -

    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure...
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    Get genuine / Resolve later

    MISS ST -2' vs Kentucky MISS ST has had four opportunities at home to prove themself and have not come close to even smelling a cover. Now, off a bye week, they're laying less than a field goal to a Kentucky team who was clobbered in their last game by Lsu to the tune of 49-0. Let's call it...
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    Please list all Week 8 games w/ bad beats / lucky breaks

    I think there were several.
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    Male blonde joke

    An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The...
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    My gift to the board (print this out)

    All times EST (noon) 113 / illinois 114 / PENN ST -18' 115 / mich st -9 116 / N'WSTRN 117 / l'vlle -19' 118 / SYRACUSE 119 / indiana 120 / OHIO ST -34' 121 / nc st 122 / MARYLAND -3 151 / texas -4' 152 / NEBRASKA 153 / wisc -6' 154 / PURDUE (1230) 131 / miss 132 / ARK -15 (100)...
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    Can you pass third grade?

    http://pibmug.com/files/map_test.swf
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    Tough Card

    Don't really like anything. Had NO CAR + circled earlier in the week, but I'm backing off. Can present reasonable arguments for both sides. Gonna' make a minimal wager, multi-team teaser....just for the action.
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