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    Phrases Nearly Every Southerner Uses.

    1. Smack dab: "There was a big ol' palmetto bug smack dab in the middle of my plate." 2. Holler at me: "Holler at me down at the garage if you need anything." 3. Fixing to: "I'm fixing to go down to the store. Need anything?" 4. Right pretty: "She's a right pretty gal alright." 5...
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    Only in America

    (My sister sent this to me) Subject: Only in America... (something for everyone) You know you live in California when . . . 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. 2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone. 3. The fastest part...
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    You know you're handicapping has reached a new level when...

    you can watch a game that you did not bet and say, I need the favorite to cover by no more than 3.
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    If you can't pound a nail in straight...

    your dick ain't done growin'.
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    The Geography Of A Woman

    Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and...
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    Hey, Regular Joe!

    I see your in the General Discussion Forum. Dju get my email?
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    Phil Steele's "College Football Yearbook" ?

    I've never used it before, but may this year. When does it appear on the newstands? Heard rumor they are going to a conference format rather than listing teams / schedules in alphabetical order.
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    what're ya' havin' fer supper?

    macaroni and cheese tossed salad w/ ranch dressing and croutons glass of pepsi
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    The 70's and early 80's

    During the 1970's and early 1980's, the following occurred......... Over population: 204,879,000 Unemployment: 4,088,000 National Debt: $382 billion Average salary: $7,564 Food price escalation Energy Crisis Watergate Black Awareness Sexual Revolution Vietnam War Nixon/Jimmy Carter...
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    How much do you trust your handicapping?

    In college football, I think I can confidently handicap at least two games out of an entire card. Then there will be 2-3 games that would be in the 70% range. After that, I begin to imagine things and start lurking to see if anyone else is imagining the same thing! LOL! In college...
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    Note to Bobby Blue Chip

    Get my email addy from Madjack. Drop me a line and say "hi". I'll get right back to you.
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    College or the NFL?

    To me, it's the difference 'tween day and night. I think college is ten times easier to get a handle on compared to the NFL. The NFL for me is like Chinese Physics. About a month ago, I ran into a old bookie friend of mine. I asked him how he fared during the football season. He said...
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    Will you change anything in your approach to handicapping/betting football this year?

    I will bet less games. That's for sure. I plan to base my handicapping on two angles: One has to do with ATS margins of cover/no cover and the other has to do with road dogs of +7> that win outright and how they perform in their next game. Anyone else?
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    A penny saved is a waste of time.

    If I buy an item or two and if the change is under a nickel, I hand the clerk the required paper money, politely tell them to keep the receipt and the pennies, then take the items and leave the store. Anyone else do this?
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    Breaking News!

    Either explosion or building collapse in lower Manhattan. I'm watching MSNBC.
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    Did anyone watch "Larry King Live" tonight?

    If you're only half way human, you had to be moved with the interviews of 11 year old, Mattie Stepanek and his mother. Powerful.
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    I Am...the Man

    any question on who that might be?
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    Need some help with these classifications

    I've been trying to think of a way to classify a spouse during different times of the year. This is what I have so far: 1. worthless 2. worthless, but sensitive 3. worthless, but some entertainment value 4.. shows glimmer of improvement 5. obedient, but grumbles 6. worthy adversary. 7...
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    college football lines? (need previous)

    Does anyone know where I can find closing lines for all college football games dating back to 1996? Any info is VERY MUCH appreciated. Thanks, buddy
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    American Pride

    I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as our government underwent a peaceful transition of power in January, 2001. At first I felt a swell of pride and patriotism as I watched George W. Bush take his oath of office. However, all that pride vanished as I watched William...
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