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    Father's Day Joke

    "Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?" "But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!" "Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"
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    The only sign of life in Cleveland

    PITTSBURGH - 142 miles :D
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    Makes Me Wonder?

    With as poorly as the Nets have played, why would the Linesmaker open the NETS -2? I wrote in an earlier thread the Nets were in a fog and I was all set to take San Antonio +2, but now I'm not so sure. Seems to me the Linesmaker is looking for sa dollars and the O/L sure provides the bait...
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    US Airways "Prepared to exit Pittsburgh"

    Tuesday, June 10, 2003 By Frank Reeves, Post-Gazette Staff Writer Speaking on the eve of critical talks with state leaders, US Airways Chief Executive Officer David Siegel warned that the carrier is "fully prepared to exit Pittsburgh" if a way cannot be found to lower its costs here. "We...
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    Amusing Test Answers

    The future of "I give" is "I take." The parts of speech are lungs and air. The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population. Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin...
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    Excuse Notes Written To School Teachers

    "My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today," wrote a parent. "Please execute him." "Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick and I had her shot." Dear School: Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33...
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    Square As Can Be

    I am a college sports handicapper and even though I have no feeling for this side or total, as of 6:21 AM EST, a popular consensus poll has both the Spurs and the Over showing at 2:1. The Circle gets another Square. Spurs +2 Over 84'
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    This Is Not Good

    Wager details for ticket number 13315105-1: Wager Type: Parlay (7 team) Wager Status: Loss Risk / To Win Amount: xxxxxxxxx Accepted 6/7/2003 11:51 AM Item #1 Wager Type: Total ***Outcome: Loss Sport / Period: MLB Baseball / Game Line: New York Yankees/Chicago Cubs 6/7/2003...
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    Crapshoot

    Small wager on under 86' Just a guess, but I think Byron Scott has them playing more deliberate tonight. With a Jason Kidd run-offense, I know that's hard to imagine.
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    How To Post A Picture

    1. Right Click on the picture you want. 2. A "menu" will appear. Go to the bottom of the menu and Left Click on "Properties". 3. Highlight the Address:URL (To Highlight, hold your finger down .Begin to drag your mouse across the address. This should highlight the needed information...
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    Any serious College Football Handicappers around?

    I've kept myself busy for the past few months reviewing boxscores of last years results...just trying to figure out the "how and whys" of certain outcomes. If two teams both cover the number by 7 points...there's a chance there were two totally different performances resulting in identical...
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    Rumored to be BEANTOWNJIM'S favorite song (Jim, say it ain't so)

    Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town there's no need to be unhappy. Young man, there's a place you can go. I said, young man, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm...
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    on-line checking accounts?

    Just went on line to review the balance of my checking account and saw an entry for "account maintenance - $11.00" ????? Called my bank and asked what this was about. Was told, "Sir, we're sorry that happened. That was our mistake. We'll gladly refund your account the $11.00." On the...
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    Post from one year ago today

    poster - Bluemound Freak "Thoughts Of My Ex-Wife!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt...
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    Lee Trevino (lol !)

    On teaching women players: "I love the ladies, believe me. I used to teach them. I got voted in North Texas one time as the best lady teacher in the business. The reason I got voted is I told the girls, 'I'll start you out on the irons, and work you right into the woods.'" :D
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    hey Taoist >>>> (My best Humphrey Bogart)

    Wet_Dream_ It was April the 41st. Being a quadruple leap year, I was driving in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating. So, I pulled into a Shell station. They said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Fix the damn...
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    2003 College Football Heisman Hopefuls

    (Copied from the College Football News) By Richard Cirminiello This time last year, what could the odds have been on USC?s up and down Carson Palmer winning the Heisman Trophy? 20-1? 25-1? What about players like Iowa?s Brad Banks, Penn State?s Larry Johnson or Miami?s Willis McGahee? If...
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    May 4, 1970

    "Tin soldiers and Nixon comin', we're finally on our own. This summer I hear the drummin', four dead in O-hi-o" Kent State University was placed in an international spotlight after a tragic end to a student demonstration against the Vietnam War and the National Guard on May 4, 1970. Shortly...
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    Discovery Channel..."Super Surgery"...(Mid ~ 1 am)

    Surgical team at University of Chicago attempt to remove a 200 lb tumor from a woman's body. Friggin' incredible !
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    "True" test for a "True" Southerner

    1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can? 2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars? 3) Bill Dance is good at what? 4) What university does Bill Dance root for? 5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football? 6) After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what? 7) In...
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