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  1. kneifl

    Senor Capper

    Had some questions for you about the Palms. Might go out to a few of their clubs when I am in Vegas in July with a large group of people. Basically wanted to ask you a few questions about the Ghost Bar. Maybe you can email me my email addy is my name @hotmail.com. Thanks, kneifl
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    Tossing Salads aka the village idiot

    What questions do you want answered dip shit? Dude, don't you get it yet??? I read your posts and from a neutral point of view I think you should just shut your mouth. For the most part they are assanine. I like reading posts from DTB, gardenweasel, kosar, and Eddie Haskall about political...
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    Wow

    Great shot, Derek Fisher comes through in the clutch. kneifl
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    joke for the females in the forum

    Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable...
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    Political forum????????

    I know I said I would not post on this subject again, however I see more and more "political" posts each and every day. It just bores me to death reading these. While I'm a registered republican, I have ABSOLUTELY no interest in either of the candidates next term. Right now I doubt I'm gonna...
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    Logic

    Well, it seems these two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided they should go to college so they could get ahead. Bubba went in first, and the professor advises him to take Math, History, and Logic. "What's Logic?" Bubba asked. "Well, let me give you an example," said the professor. "Do you...
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    Celine Dion

    Anyone seen her show in Vegas? Is it worth the money I am going to spend? Not going myself, but might send my Mom and my Fiance to it while I'm out at the bachelor party. kneifl
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    Republicans and Democrats

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're...
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    U Conn - G Tech

    Taking G Tech Yellow Jackets and the points +5.5 kneifl
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    Great game, win a prize!!

    Needs sound.... CLICK HERE kneifl
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    Stock tip

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the...
  14. kneifl

    Women...........

    This is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!! :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a...
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    Some jokes

    A guy walking down the street enters a clock and watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead gorgeous chick behind the counter. He walks up to the counter, unzips his pants, and puts his dick on the counter. "What are you doing, sir?" she says, "This is a clock shop!" "Yeah, I...
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    Percocet

    Last week, on Saturday March 4th, I went to the ER and with extreme stomach pain. I was told that I was dehydrated and am having some problems with my kidneys and stayed in the hospital until March 6th Monday. When visiting with the doctors they told me to schedule follow up appts with them. I...
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    Question for Nolan Dalla, Senor Capper, fletcher, or LV resident

    I plan on getting married in Las Vegas on the 4th of July. I have got a minister arranged who is a personal friend. I live in Virginia with my fiance. I just need to know how far in advance I need to get a marriage license and what might the steps be? any help would be appreciated. Thanks!! kneifl
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    You have got to love Chinese food

    Check this out!!!! Click here kneifl
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    Game for cat lovers

    Lots of fun;) click here kneifl
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    Novels

    Just got done with bringing down the house, a great nonfiction novel about las vegas card counting. I want to read some similar books like this one because it was so good. Anyone have any suggestions on any other novels based on/in Las Vegas???? kneifl
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    George Carlin Jokes

    GEORGE CARLIN STRIKES AGAIN 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in the swimming pool? 3. OK... so if the Jacksonville...
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    beantownjim at work

    The picture speaks for itself................... kneifl
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