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    car bidding help

    looking for a C*H*E*A*P car for my daughter.... she only has her permit right now, and thankfully can't get a real license for another 15 months (THANK GOD), but she just completed drivers ed., and is eligible for a school/work licence. found this car on a local online auction site...
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    Sportsman's Special ..... (joke)

    I met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome? I said no. We drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was my lucky night. We went back to her place...
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    Jack, looking at the subject....>>>

    ...line of the last 2 threads you posted, i'm thinking you're well on your way to those 50 beers ;)
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    Mom through the eyes of 2nd graders

    Why God made Moms -- BRILLIANT Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!! Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make...
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    new ingenious website that will either make billions...

    for the perosn that came up with it, or break them in bandwidth fees.... check this sucker out: http://www.ohwhatasteal.com (KD or other math/probabiliby whizzes that can come up with a way for a collective group to figure out what the lowest unique bid is would be able to make a killing here!!!)
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    The White HO

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    anyone else get this e-mail?

    it's a real madjack banner at the bottom of it, but came from a yahoo mail account... know it isn't actually from here. From : Forum madjacksports <madjacksports_forum@yahoo.com> Sent : Thursday, February 1, 2007 10:22 AM To :edit addresses: Subject : New program of sport statistics...
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    JACK>>> if checking the forum from Vegas.....

    do you need any pool squares brought to the party, or do you have some along??
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    FDC and Happy Hippo

    FDC.. was absolutely great meeting you last month.. been SWAMPED since then :( had to quit Eagle, as it was determined a conflict of interest for accepting TSA (that is NOT breaking my heart not to have to work out in the cold this winter) LOL. at least they let me make my last day the...
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    are any restaurants in the dallas area open......

    on thanksgiving day? any mom/pop type places, or non-chains that you know of open for TG meals? think i'm gonna fly my dad and son down for the day during training, but don't really want to have to treat them to the Royal Coachman (FDC may know where i mean....LOL)
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    FDC, and any other DFW area folks >>>

    are you availible the night of 11/12 to go out to watch the Sunday Night BEARS/giants game? i should be getting into town about 2:00 p.m. that day, and will have my car and be checked into my class and whatever hotel they shove me in this time before kickoff!! will be in town until the 25th...
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    any civilian govt. employees out there?? >>>

    which day of the week do the pay periods start? is it a one or a two week delay for checks? sheesh, i can't find any old paystubs and for the life of me can't remember. :( also, for clarification, do you know if all departments are the same..... guess it wouldn't do me any good to know...
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    DFW area peeps.....

    ....anyone with free time this weekend, or early evenings next week? would love to meet up with some of the strangers for cocktails at a local establishment. (absolutely NO sports fans in my class this time around :( )
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    need prayers --- and FDC please read..

    in dallas, left kids w/dad for a month, he just had massive heart attack at the Y, police took kids over to hospital, and will release to child services or my uncle if i can reach him to have them drop them off at home. only report on father so far is, got pulse back before putting in...
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    Dallas, here I come....and apologies to Happy Hippo and Hawkeye!!!

    sheesh.... i have really paid for that 8 days off for the previous Denver/Dallas trip.... barely a spare moment since getting back home!! Leave for Dallas for a month tomorrow morning, so will be on a normal schedule, have no kids to deal with, and hopefully have time to send HH the pics i...
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    No Sex Since 1955

    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very...
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    Happy Hippo and all other Denver area folks.....

    gonna be in town next weekend, and going to SixFlags on Sunday..... anyone up for meeting up somewhere? (gonna have kids along) .... was hoping to know for sure that a large rodent inhabitant in that area had migrated NE before i came, but for some reason, rats don't seem to know how to...
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    Little League Standings Question......

    http://eteamz.active.com/DavenportNorthwestLL/standings/index.cfm?season=417353&division=1796874 here are the final standings for my sons LL team this year.....won't tell you which team is his, but wondering what the rankings should be for the first 3 teams since they all finished with the same...
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    Magellan RoadMate.....

    ... Do any of your wives own one? (i would ask you guys, but realize it is too much like asking directions, so you would never own one) ;) I'm having trouble trying to do basically a directory assistance search on it... it gives me places over 100 miles from my present location when i...
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    okay guys, should this be a compliment to a kid??

    was taking my daughter and her friend back to the friends house tonight, and go figure (2 teenage girls in the car and the topic of discussion turned to boys.....LOL) well, her friend goes on to say that she thought Adam (my boy child) was SO hot the first time she saw him, until she found...
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