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  1. Smitty

    Monday GOY

    i mean, it can't lose. gotta love Grambling at +210.
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    This really sums it up

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    Conference Championship Games

    not gonna dig too deep until later in the week, but definitely liking SF & KC. however, i just bet this and wanted to post it before it goes up. i had a big bet on hutchinson last week, and i'm going to the well again. he now has 8 sacks the last 4 games. Hutchinson over (.75) sacks 6.3 to...
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    Divisional Weekend

    Gonna be out of town (near Gore Mountain) this weekend, and the internet is always spotty where we stay, so I'm gonna try to get as much possible posted as I can before we leave tomorrow afternoon. Houston/Baltimore The joy of handicapping a game 3-4 days in advance this time of year. As of...
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    WCW

    Cleveland/Houston Neither team has much of a run game, as both average under 4 yards/carry. So who do you trust... "Is he elite" Joe Flacco or the rookie CJ Stroud? Flacco has gotten a lot of attention for his 13 TDs which, in 5 games, is more than the NY Jets had all season. But Flacco has...
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    Australian Open Thread

    no idea how much i'll play, but i did bet these to win the tournament... sabalenka (+450) asshole douchebag (+100) 4 units. and i'd be happy if he broke his leg in the first round. all tennis bets are one unit unless otherwise noted.
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    Is Donny Dumber Than a 5th Grader?

    Even Hedgehog and Cricket know magnets work when they're wet.
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    NC

    Ok, I'm gonna try not to duplicate stuff I've mentioned in other threads. Huge difference in QBs. Penix will likely be under pressure again tonight, especially with little to no threat of a run game. But 1) he is very adept at avoiding the rush and still finding a receiver downfield and 2)...
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    Week 18

    Baltimore (+3.5) 6 to win 5. I don't know why Baltimore waited until the last game of the season to start their best qb, but here we are. I mean, Huntley has the better qb rating (123.6 vs 102.7) and the Ravens are 4-0 in games Huntley has appeared. (Just checking if Jack is paying attention)...
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    1/1 Bowls

    Happy New Year, my fellow madjackers. Reliaquest Hard to believe it's that time of year already... Reliaquest Bowl time!!! When young high schoolers sign that letter of intent with LSU and Wisconsin, they dream of this day. i really can't come up with much for this game. After LSU destroyed...
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    Week 17

    SF TT over (30.5) 8.1 to win 6. I went over this prior to the Miami game, but here's the amount of points given up by Washington their last 5 home games: 37, 40 (to Chicago!!), 38, 31 (to the NY Giants!!!), and 45. NO (+2.5) 6 units. Yeah, sometimes I'm as stubborn as Jord. I'm going to...
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    12/30 Bowls

    Peach Nope. I got nothing here. I've been wrong on every single PSU bowl I've bet since 1995.
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    12/29 Bowls

    Gator Clemson had their 2nd straight disappointing season. They are missing 5 starters for this one, maybe none bigger than LB Trotter, who led the team in tackles. They are also missing both starting CBs and a starting Safety. RB Davis had a big year for UK, averaging 5.7 yards/carry and...
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    12/28 Bowls

    Was about to head out to run some errands, when I remembered this garbage. BC (ML) 1 to win 4.2 Over (47.5) 2 units. SMU's reward for winning their conference... Boston in late December!! BC's offense is god-awful bad, but Castellanos is quick. Can't hit the broad side of a barn, and he...
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    12/27 Bowls

    Well, I'm on an incredibly horrible run since Saturday. After a couple great years, I'm already damn near guaranteed a losing bowl season. Especially because I'm dropping my bets until I turn this around. Military VT is missing their TE (and 3rd-leading receiver) to the portal and both...
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    12/26 Bowl Games

    Quick Lane running super late. BG (ML) 2 to win 2.3. Obviously, the Falcons own the Gophers. I mean, ever see a gopher eat a falcon? Minnesota's QB today has thrown one pass all year. And it was completed. To the other team. Yup, he has a 100% INT rate. He'll need to improve on that...
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    Week 16

    great, more boring ass nfl on a day with 7 bowl games. fucking nfl, go away unless it's sunday. cincinnati (-3) 2 to win 2. what the fuck have i become? laying points on the road in a divisional matchup? WITH JAKE BROWNING??? yeah, well cincinnati has gone 3-0 since jake's first start...
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    12/23 Bowls

    Birmingham Both teams are without their head coaches. Near as I can tell, Duke has at least 9 players with over 300 snaps sitting out. Troy is without LB McDonald, who is their leading tackler. Duke will be without Riley Leonard. Freshman Grayson Loftis is expected to start. Does this look...
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    Gasparilla Bowl

    A couple real Jekyll & Hyde teams here. Ga Tech lost at home to Bowling Green, but beat UNC & Miami, both of which were ranked #17 at the time. UCF lost 5 straight, including to a bad Baylor team, but they smoked #15 Ok St 45-3. This is GT's first bowl game since 2018. Not HUGE losses for...
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    Is this wrong?

    like most of the eastern seaboard, we got hammered with rain sunday-monday. apparently we only had one death in the region due to the flooding. someone drove into floodwaters and got swept away. when i read that they actually drove around barricades prior to this, i laughed. is laughing at...
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