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  1. gardenweasel

    republican debate...post game..

    i was picturing in my mind`s eye bill clinton watching this and saying to shrillary: "look, that bastard chris wallace is still smirking at me."....lol shockingly,"change"(with a strong runner-up to the pronoun "I" )was the watchword of the evening again tonight....last night,after the 42nd...
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    tx. cabdriver "disciplines" daughters to preserve his honor....

    By WENDY HUNDLEY / The Dallas Morning News whundley@dallasnews.com "Area police continue to search for a man who they believe killed his two teenage daughters and left their bodies in a taxi at an Irving hotel. Police sealed off a street and surrounded the man?s home in Lewisville for more...
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    weasel consults with "magic 8 ball" on 2008..

    magic 8 ball predicts: the lions will suck in 2008 the browns will again miss the play-offs... pt1 and mahoney will convert to islam and start wearing a fez in public.... the writer`s strike will continue and i still won`t give a shit...... george bush will mangle the english language...
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    to all my friends and adversaries

    should auld acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind ? should auld acquaintance be forgot, and days o' auld lang syne for auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we?ll take a cup o? kindness yet, for auld lang syne. happy new year.....and a special thanks to jack for...
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    weasel`s new year`s eve knoshies recipe

    i don`t do this for just anybody.... ingredients: 1 1/2 tsp. seasoned salt 3/4 teaspoon garlic powder (or use garlic salt,it`s easier) 1/2 tsp garlic powder(i use chopped onions in a jar) 2 tbsp. worcestershire sauce the recipe calls for 1 stick of butter(f-ck that..i use a tbsp or two of...
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    who the heck is this guy reffing guinn/hawkins?

    this guy`s phenomenal....these guys would love to wrestle and clinch the whole fight but this ref ain`t letting it happen.... he`s actually working in there....keeping them on their toes,talking,making them do something..... this guy`s 10 times better than most of these big name a-holes that...
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    some holiday cheer from "chet the parrot"...

    CHET, THE PARROT One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The...
  9. gardenweasel

    some bovine effluence...(and some picks)...

    well,the village idiot`s apprentice(in college foots,anyway) is ready to come back where he feels comfy.... liking the seahags-10 and the skins+7(both small buys) i know it doesn`t really mean anything...but,the hags are coming off an ugly loss... in which their offense was...
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    the correct way to log off computer????

    i finally got rid of my old "downloader ue" virus infected piece of crap computer and got a new dell... with the dreaded windows vista.... i`m not trying anything brave with vista....but,i think i`m causing a problem because i`m logging off incorrectly.... i`m just closing any open...
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    more conspiracy...ron paul assassination plot uncovered!

    http://politicalvindication.com/?p=1551 "Best-selling author and Bilderberg sleuth Daniel Estulin says he has received information from sources inside the U.S. intelligence community which suggests that people from the highest levels of the U.S. government are considering an assassination...
  13. gardenweasel

    carson palmer...THE most overrated qb in football

    this s.o.b....2 weeks ago he single handedly screws his team against arizona by throwing 4 or 5 picks(2 returned for tds)...... this week,he already has 2 picks vs a pedestrian ram defense(1 for a td...their only score)... the rams ,with brock berlin qb`ing have around 5 first downs through 3...
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    i`ll take escobedo on beristain`s say-so

    i read that nacho beristain likes his boy escobedo`s chances vs d.pdl. saturday night....and after seeing this at fightwriter and and hearing it on a local radio boxing show,i`ll take the +575.... i wasn`t aware that escobedo was the same guy i saw beristain with on telefutura and i agree that...
  15. gardenweasel

    enough fluff already/breaking news:sean penn endorses kucinich!

    http://www.nbc11.com/news/14800673/detail.html dude!..thats knarly...lol we are amused...
  16. gardenweasel

    wtf is madden talking about

    when he says the squeelers trust the left side of their line and have run there exclusively late in the game..... well,by my count,on their last 4 or so series they ran like shit and had troble converting a single 1st down vs one of the worst defenses in the league... this game should be over...
  17. gardenweasel

    is jason campbell the reincarnation of tony banks?

    really......this guy looks,throws(o.k.,banks had a bit more of a side-armed delivery),non-runs and makes big mistakes just like tony used to..... he jhas a big arm,can make an occasianal throw that wows you...but,inevitable makes huge mistakes at the most inopportune times..... i feel bad for...
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    dream-ticket....kucinich/paul in 08`

    Kucinich suggests a Republican running mate Monday, November 26, 2007Sabrina Eaton and Stephen KoffPlain Dealer Washington Bureau Acworth, N.H. -- Call it the liberal-libertarian ticket, where left meets right and Democrat Dennis Kucinich picks Republican Ron Paul to be his vice president...
  20. gardenweasel

    is there a quick explanation on "enabling cookies"?...help appreciateda

    i`d like to enable my cookies,but,i have no idea what to do......:nono: if it`s involved,could someone just drop a note in this thread saying,"it`s complicated"?...in that case,f-ck it.... much appreciated...thanks...
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    "throwing off the chains and crushing my oppressors"/straight play

    that`s right...we`re smacking some ass after splitting a few weeks back and breaking our 5-0 run.... 1)"stick this in your earhole" straight play:..the chargers -9...rationale?....glad you asked... a).good home team vs a bad road team.... b)chargers are still very much alive with a favorable...
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    mayorga/vargas.....anybody know?

    ...of the 4 major props,which one had the longest odds?...... 1)vargas by decision 2)vargas inside the distance 3)mayorga by decision 4)mayorga inside the distance i`m guessing it was mayorga by decision...
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    parallel parking pet peeve thread

    :s2: ...............
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