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  1. Smitty

    Robert McCall would kick John Wick's ass

    perhaps you are thinking of the matrix? no sci-fi in the john wick. just a lot of badassery (which passes spellcheck!!) from a dude, mostly because some assholes killed his dog.
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    Balt-KC...

    don't forget... they really struggle to score in the 2nd half. but i hope you're right. :)
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    Robert McCall would kick John Wick's ass

    i had zero interest in john wick until i caught a few minutes of one of them about 6 months ago. looked interesting enough, so i said fuck it. watched them all, and they're pretty entertaining. the prequel was ok, too.
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    willie gay out for chiefs.

    if i recall correctly, gay is a fast linebacker. the kind of guy you want in the lineup when you're chasing lamar jackson around. dammit.
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    Conference Championship Games

    welcome to the dark side. just be forewarned... we will get fucked on a last-second play of some sort. the love for baltimore reminds me of the love for dallas before the GB game.... just completely inexplicable, based on previous playoff performances. and it would take another REALLY bad...
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    DeSantis Ends Campaign, LOL

    ok, we have another cult member who would still vote for donny even if donny fucked him in the ass. with no consent. or lube. hell, you might like it. i'm not judging. but if you're such a smart guy... and your life is currently destroyed... perhaps you can answer the question i posed in...
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    Game Previews for Dr Roto

    I believe editors typically get 10%...
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    Australian Open (112th Edition), Jan. 14th to 28th, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

    as far as the line... only thing i can figure is sinner is tremendously overpriced because he beat that asshole... can't think of his name right now, but i hear he hadn't lost in australia since 1874. and medvedev has been on court for 384 hours this tournament. but, yeah, that line still...
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    Conference Championship Games

    AFC Given Jackson's propensity for taking sacks... I just placed these. Omenihu over (0.25) sacks 2 to win 2.5 Chris Jones over (0.25) sacks 2.3 to win 2 Karlaftis over (0.25) sacks 3 to win 3
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    Put Up or Shut Up Time for Republicans

    so we have one side trying to make a deal and the other side saying "don't you dare make a deal!! it will make the other side (aka, "the enemy") look competent! and it's more important to get nothing done than for them to accomplish something!" the platform of today's republican party...
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    Game Previews for Dr Roto

    if you're looking for some editorial assistance... i think you want to go with "ravaged." i mean, there's nothing wrong with a good ravishing.
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    Iowa caucuses

    oh, and we're now on day 5, and not one single republican has come up with one single policy promoted by the republican party that would actually help the working class. not one.
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    Iowa caucuses

    uh, yeah, that's pretty much the actual definition of growth. in functioning economies, people want to get paid more for their services. so employers need to make more money. how do you do that? raise prices. look, it's fine that you're ignorant. not great, but you do you. but when your...
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    Convicted Rapist/GOP Front Runner Ordered to Pay $83.3M

    and convincing yourself you're owning the libs. when all you're doing is fucking yourself.
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    DeSantis Ends Campaign, LOL

    well, sure. but has he even ONCE talked about how smart putin, xi, or un (seriously?) is?
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    Australian Open Thread

    yup. lucky to get the dominant player at +450. :smilies1
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    Conference Championship Games

    NFC Reminder, I have this in already: Hutchinson over (.75) sacks 6.3 to win 6. I'm a little concerned/surprised that it's only up to -115 now. Oh, and a couple months ago, I bet SF to win the NFC at -110. So I essentially have them on the ML for this game at -110. Am I an idiot for...
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    Conference Championship Games

    Hard to believe, but I forgot a few. Valdez-Scantling under (14.5) rec yards 6 units Beckham Jr under (21.5) rec yards 7.2 to win 6 Kelce over (62.5) rec yards 2.3 to win 2. This one pains me. It feels too easy. And, as I mentioned, he has a lot of drops now. But I still gotta bet it.
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    Conference Championship Games

    Ok, the moment you've all been waiting for... Smitty's Conference Championship selections. Guaranteed to all win, every single one of them, OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!! AFC In the interest of time, I'm going to try not to rehash everything I wrote last week about how bad Lamar Jackson is in the...
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