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    Australian Open Thread

    ok, ok, one silly parlay because i can't help myself. hanfmann to win at least one set seyboth wild to NOT win at least 2 sets khachanov michelsen taro daniel to win at least 2 sets 4 to win 6.4
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    Australian Open Thread

    how silly of me... i almost forgot.... just bet $2 on my man, zhizhen zhang at +50000
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    Australian Open Thread

    no idea how much i'll play, but i did bet these to win the tournament... sabalenka (+450) asshole douchebag (+100) 4 units. and i'd be happy if he broke his leg in the first round. all tennis bets are one unit unless otherwise noted.
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    Conservative Humor. Unsuitable for overweened critics!

    we have a breakthrough!!! you admit the assault on the us capitol was driven by the right wing! it wasn't antifa... it wasn't the fbi... it was the right wing! hallelujah!! also, we learned you consider donald trump part of "fringe political groups and agitators."
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    Sketchy Las Vegas Motel On Las Vegas Blvd

    i stayed at the luxor twice around 2002 - 2004. really liked it. stopped by to gamble a couple years later, after their renovations, and i did not like the vibe one bit. never been back.
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    January 11th Tennis Action

    son of a bitch... it's almost time for me to start caring about tennis again. maybe i'll just bet it all on asshole shitbag to win the australian at +100 and not mind if i lose.
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    Dan Lanning to stay @ Oregon

    I'm gonna bet my house on Georgia to win the SEC next year. I wonder when they put that line out. I only see odds for the NC winner.
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    Everything You Need to Know About the GOP

    pretty basic economics. so, no, he doesn't realize that.
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    Everything You Need to Know About the GOP

    it's nice to see them getting called out. but as long as their constituents are ignorant fucks, and they keep getting away with gerrymandering... they're going to remain in office.
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    Is Donny Dumber Than a 5th Grader?

    you're so silly.. that's only the magnets with covid. and even then... don't pour it on them!! they gotta ingest it. otherwise, how's it gonna work?
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    Sketchy Las Vegas Motel On Las Vegas Blvd

    pretty sure the $110 includes a visit from her. no resort fee!!
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    Nick Saban has retired

    sounds like all the NIL bullshit was a big driver.
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    Is Donny Dumber Than a 5th Grader?

    Even Hedgehog and Cricket know magnets work when they're wet.
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    This is depressing.

    hold up, super-wealthy people in the UK have to pay TAXES??? that's CRAZY!! "The Coates family was also estimated by the Sunday Times to be the UK’s second-highest tax payer in 2023, contributing around $585 million (£460 million)."
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    LLoyd Austin AWOL

    or even worse... the shit we DO find out about, but ignore!! why, just yesterday, a leading candidate for the nomination of a major party said he HOPES the economy crashes this year. can you believe it?? seriously, millions of ignorant fools will actually vote for somebody who hopes the...
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    NC

    anybody know what time this game starts?
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    NC

    Ok, I'm gonna try not to duplicate stuff I've mentioned in other threads. Huge difference in QBs. Penix will likely be under pressure again tonight, especially with little to no threat of a run game. But 1) he is very adept at avoiding the rush and still finding a receiver downfield and 2)...
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    IOWA SCHOOL SHOOTING

    i'm going to regret asking this... but do any of you have a legitimate source that indicates he was a tranny? i mean, that would explain why he'd been bullied for years. but all i can find is that he was fascinated with serial killers and guns. and apparently dropped an n-bomb just before he...
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    Ridin with Biden

    You know your favorite stupid pumpkin says Putin is a strong leader and very smart, right? Don't tell me you disagree with Donny. Shhhhh... don't say that out loud, or you'll be labeled a RINO!!!
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    "Hostages"

    When your sycophants don't question a single word you say... you can say things that are absolutely stupid and abhorrent.
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