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    Hillary strikes again

    Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth." - he replied. "And what is your question, Kenneth?" - the Senator asks "I have three...
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    in 1850

    I don't write 'em, I just forward 'em............................ Do you know what happened in 1850? California became a state. Back then, the state had no electricity, no money, there were gun fights in the middle of the streets, and almost everyone spoke Spanish ...
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    cool things about being a man

    Cool things about being a man 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid...
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    joke

    A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits".
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    What does a burger cost in your area?

    I live in Guadalajara, Mexico and we just got Carls Jr. here along with Applebees, Outback Steakhouse, Chilis and Tony Romas. The damm burgers cost about $6-7 bucks without any fries or coke. Is that the same price as the burgers in the states? Seems high for me. I can go to Burger King and...
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    joke

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. > > The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. > > Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we...
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    Andy Rooney for president

    Andy for President Too bad he is 82 years old! Andy Rooney said on 60 minutes a few weeks back: (for those of you that don't know Andy Rooney, he is an 82 year old US TV commentator) I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big...
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    Forty Plus Casino disappears

    Online casino based pulls vanishing act. The apparent failure of a San Jos?-based online casino has customers unhappy because they had money on deposit with the firm. The operation is Forty Plus Casino. The firm vanished from the Internet around Thanksgiving, and there has been no contact...
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    Dumbass Rasheed runing his mouth again.

    This guy is absolutely one sick SOB. And then came the bombshell. Controversial Portland Trail Blazers forward Rasheed Wallace, who virtually never talks to the media, gave a wide-ranging interview to Geoffrey Arnold of the Oregonian, and now we know why 'Sheed prefers just to say, "Both...
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    Quarterback (joke)

    Quarterback The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night...
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    History Lesson

    History Lesson worth reading: INTERESTING!!!!!!! What happens when a president gets elected in ayear with a "0" (zero) at the end? Also notice it goes in incrementsof20 years. And LOOK! Year 2000 is where it lands! 1840: William Henry Harrison (Died in Office) 1860: Abraham Lincoln...
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    My Dads Job

    Subject: Fwd: Dad's job > > > > > > Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the > children > > what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came > up-fireman, > > policeman, salesman, etc... > > > > Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the...
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    Scam Alert!!

    Just got this in the mail and i'm not even a citibank member. :flush: :scared Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2003 17:40:48 -0500 Dear Citibank Member, This email was sent by the Citibank server to verify your e-mail address. You must complete this process by clicking on the link below and...
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    All beer experts enter here

    Think your a beer expert huh? Well hit this link and take the test. Be honest with your score. http://www.chilliman.com/beer_labels_frame.htm
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    New from Google....

    Google is on the move with a new googlebar. It has all kinds of new stuff. Looking very good too. Check it out. http://toolbar.google.com/deskbar/
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    This is one strong dude...

    Takes about three minutes to load but it's worth it. Not for the ladies in the group. http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/movie2_frame.html
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    How much time do you have left?

    2015 for me.:sadwave: http://www.deathclock.com/index.cfm
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    I Plege Allegiance

    By Red Skelton http://home.att.net/~poofcatt/july.html
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    Typing sound on your keyboard

    Here is the download for it. You can also change the sounds if you like. http://www.colorpilot.com/sound.html Enjoy-
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    Too stupid to be president

    Lots of laughs. http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/
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