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    Hey Agent

    Can you please ship me a quarter ounce of the Valerian. Oh, and maybe a couple grams of catnip. TIA! Your setup sounds and looks choice! I hope I can find it when the bombs start flying. Happy weeding!
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    Do you wear a Player's Jersey???

    "GUNS OR KNIVES, BUTCH?"
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    14 years

    thank-you! thank-you! Madjack Sports: it's my home page. Without it I'd go on a RAZ-type rage. I've laughed, I've cried, I've played the under. Tailed me some fletcher, tailed lots of THUNDER. Happy anniversary to Jack and IE! How can something so good not come with a fee? You gave me the...
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    Talk about how much better you are then everyone else in here

    I know the difference between the words "then" and "than". I have the strength of 10 men. The rights to make a model of my johnson were sold to Jackrabbitt Vibrators & Dildos Inc. for 2.3 million dollars. I rarely play parlays, but when I do, it is a two-teamer. And THATS why I am so much more...
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    Man has Sex with Girlfriend's Dog

    Sex only lasted five minutes. Felt like 35 minutes to the dog though...
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    Put anything in this thread.

    It was another big day in the land of Madjackshire. There were four major sports going and some tennis matches in Helsinki. The King sashed his morning robe and opened the double doors to his royal balcony. He stepped out, feeling the breeze on his face. He lit the day?s first Bolivar, clenched...
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    The employees look so happy...

    I thought the horn bong was full of hot coals, but the sufferer's gut is swollen, not burning. Maybe they are grapes. His gut will eventually explode from the pressure of a thousand grapes (see Bob Guccione's Caliguala). Good post
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    Somebody grab him!

    How can those cops be taken seriously with those checkerboard-sashed pilgrim hats?
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    ITT name one legendary MadJack member in each post.

    hellah10 * wasn't he the kicker for Rockets?
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    ITT name one legendary MadJack member in each post.

    hello there *Wasn't he the poster who used the double-down method and strung seven winners in a row and quit. Dude won like $6,400 and left. (alledgedly)...
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    Who Carries a Gun Here on a Daily Basis

    Me too! If you just hit one reindeer the other eight will come down too. And the fat man. And the toys, ohhhh, the toys!
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    Please explain

    poison gas cloud sent by Nebulons. Induces nausea and attacks neuro system to disable ankle and leg muscles.
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    Can you impersonate a Madjack Member in a singles post?

    THERE IS NO ****ING WAY YOU CALLED ANY OF MY NUMBERS. YOU AND YOUR CREW CAN GO F*** YOURSELVES AS I WAS HERE ALL NIGHT EGCEPT WHEN I RAN TO HARD ROCK TO CHECK JAZZ LINE AND CASINO HOST TIP ME THAT MANDA BAY HAD GAME AT 5. JERI WAS HERE AND NO MASSAGE ON ANY OF THREE PHONES OR CELL PHONES. CHECK...
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    This is handy

    Don't come a knockin' when this van's a rockin'
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    Tickets

    whoa! Are those your stubs Joker? Pretty cool collection. I like the Stones stub where it has all the names written of who he/she went with. I'm guessing you would have been in diapers about that time though. Post more concert stub pictures if you got em. Thanks good stuff!
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    Your Wednesday Pic

    Try to keep up: All I Do Is Dream of You American Bolero Avalon Town Broadway Melody Broadway Rhythm Doll Dance Eadie Was a Lady I've Got a Feelin? You?re Foolin' Love Is Where You Find It A New Moon Is Over My Shoulder Make 'Em Laugh Our Big Love Scene Pagan Love Song Paradise...
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    Joker I just love your new Spring Outfit.

    Is that a dead lizard fell out of his skirt?
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