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    The big list: Female teachers with students

    heh heh heh, at least I don't have to sift through some guys pissy underwear on wash day and pick out the yellow bits of tissue like you, The Sponge. http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=273031&highlight=underwear
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    The big list: Female teachers with students

    I think 'sodomy' refers to some sort of oral gratification. So, 3rd degree sodomy may be like licking her nipple or elbow or something unmoist.
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    Barclay's Classic .. Round 1

    agree: singh over garcia -130 rose over choi -115 mahan over austin -140 -all 72 holes GL to the players in here
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    The Boys and a friend.........

    CTOWN and The Boys: A Day in the Life The story begins at The Boys mansion where CTOWN has arrived for a weekend of fashion consulting and off track betting. CTOWN: [standing in front of mirror] Say, Boys, do you prefer the lime dickey or the shale green? The Boys: [pensive] Those tints are...
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    The Boys and a friend.........

    If she sits on the thousand dollar sunglasses do they still break?
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    Greatest opening lines in music history

    RF: Hendrix wrote Little Wing. Sting just redid it. Stevie Ray did the best remake of the song. Anyone catch the Van Halen press conference where Diamond Dave said, "This tour is not like The Police." Down by the River :banghead: -of course
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    Greatest opening lines in music history

    What is "I am a Child" for 200, Alex. Neil has a lot of great opening lyrics: Lookout mama there's a white boat comin' down the river... I caught you knocking on my cellar door, I love you baby can I have some more... What about this one? Well, she's walking through the clouds, With a...
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    The ex gf saga updated...

    tpaine, don't worry -- it's not as bad as it feels right now. You will be fine. Just move on as others have said. Play your sports, or go down to campus and find some greenbud as others have suggested. Get to know those giant cans of Milwaukees Beast. These psychiatrists are just going to drag...
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    Greatest opening lines in music history

    how bout: Once I thought I saw you in a crowded hazy bar, Dancing on the light from star to star. Far across the moonbeam I know that's who you are, I saw your brown eyes turning once to fire. I know redsfan knows it.
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    Happy Day Handi Capper!!

    Take em down at the casino, HC! Have a great birthday man.
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    Note to Morris

    Thought I'd share a summertime favorite Thought I'd share a summertime favorite Apricot Basted Gryphon Recipe Ingredients: 6 gryphons 6 bacon slices ***Apricot Basting Sauce*** 1/2 cup Apricot Jam 1/4 cup Dried Apricots -- Finely Chopped 1/4 cup Dry White Wine 1 tablespoon Honey 1 teaspoon...
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    60 days for jackin off!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf-J47Ym0jA Whenever I'm in jail or prison I try to masturbate as little as possible (because it drains one's strength).
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    Funny Moments in Sports

    The two videos at the bottom are definitely worth the time. Look for the guy on the stretcher.
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    BETJAMAICA WEDNESDAY ESPN CHICAGO/ST LOUIS GUESS THE SCORE BASEBALL CONTEST

    cards 6 cubs 4
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    Lawn Question/Concrete Question

    STEP 1) Tell FDC to quit peeing on your lawn. STEP 2) Buy enough sod to cover the patch. This is a terrible time of year to seed and get results quickly. STEP 3) Water the hell out of your new sod.
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    The Open -- Carnoustie

    Rose over Cabrera -130
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    Dogs That Bark

    A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. "I'm on the 7th hole,"...
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    Caption this

    Diane is the only known human who can type 30 WPM with her shoe, talk to her broker and fart directly into her ear all at the same time.
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    MadJacks Golf Outing Day 2

    This past weekend ranks in my all-time top 5. The camaraderie, the laughs, the golf, the STDs, Jack?s BBQ party. It was like the DVR stuck on double speed though because it all went by so quickly and now it?s back to the grind. Agent, I will netteller you those 5 clams plus interest, oh wait...
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    madjack's golf outing in indiana sponsored by BetCRIS/2betDSI

    boilermaker, no problem man, That makes you, me, your buddy, gmroz and bohawk. Just bring limes and a small cutting board. We won't be hard to find; leaving around 10:30 from Hampton parking lot (gray Honda van).
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