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  1. Smitty

    I'm back!

    Everybody knows she did unspeakable things to Elroy. And Astro. And I got it wrong... her name is Rosey. Whoopsie.
  2. Smitty

    Nice to see the administration is still filled with "the best people"

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/20/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house "A far-right conspiracy theorist turned high-ranking official at the US Federal Emergency Management Agency (Fema) claims to have once teleported to a Waffle House." Don't get me wrong... I WISH I could teleport...
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    MAGA Turning On Itself!

    Holy deranged ramblings of a syphilitic mind, Batman. The President of the United States of America takes the time to post that, talking about people who "nobody's talking about them." Well, you are, you fucking mental midget. Imagine the reaction if Joe Biden had posted that. MAGA would be...
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    No one will take the time to read this

    I'm not completely sober, so I'm going to keep this brief... and yet I have 2 thoughts. 1) STOP!! I know you probably know this, but seriously, DO NOT OVERANALYZE IT. If you're invested in good, solid companies, then have faith and relax. If you are constantly checking and re-thinking, then...
  5. Smitty

    I'm back!

    Everybody knows Rosie was a lying, conniving bitch.
  7. Smitty

    The Masters chat thread.

    Now watch... tomorrow there will be 3 guys under par.
  8. Smitty

    I'm back!

    those damn bots.
  9. Smitty

    Fuck this winter

    Hey, you have July 23rd to look forward to. Or, as they call it in North Dakota, "summer." Welcome back, hawkeye! Good to see you.
  10. Smitty

    Madjack THE MASTERS Contest, 20 dollars entry fee, contest for Madjackers Only!

    Close. I'm thinking a few guys right around the cut line gave him money to tank. To make sure they wouldn't get stuck playing with him today.
  11. Smitty

    The 2026 Masters Tournament, April 9–12, Augusta National Golf Club, Augusta, Georgia

    Betting him Over each round has been profitable recently.
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    The 2026 Masters Tournament, April 9–12, Augusta National Golf Club, Augusta, Georgia

    Thank you for the reminder, sir.
  14. Smitty

    The Masters chat thread.

  15. Smitty

    Help me out, please. ai bots

    I'm almost positive the account named "kickserv" is a bot.
  16. Smitty

    Madjack THE MASTERS Contest, 20 dollars entry fee, contest for Madjackers Only!

    You're 25 points ahead of me.
  17. Smitty

    Madjack THE MASTERS Contest, 20 dollars entry fee, contest for Madjackers Only!

    Absolutely worth the $20.
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    Madjack THE MASTERS Contest, 20 dollars entry fee, contest for Madjackers Only!

    Bryson (Hate him. Figured if I used him, he'd probably miss the cut. Worth it.) Hatton (hasn't teed off yet, but already regretting this selection) Im Matsuyama Conners Bridgeman 3 on the course so far, and all at par or worse. I'm gonna battle yyz for that bottom spot.
  20. Smitty

    Madjack THE MASTERS Contest, 20 dollars entry fee, contest for Madjackers Only!

    Well then, somebody clearly hacked Goldylock$ account. No way he didn't use Scottie.
  21. Smitty

    No one will take the time to read this

    Now I'm going to play devil's advocate. While corporations absolutely treat their work forces like shit now... I'm going to let my train of thought go off the rails for a moment, while I share this from my own personal experience... Most of my career was spent at a little mom and pop outfit...
  22. Smitty

    April 7th UFL Action

    Tim Hortons
  23. Smitty

    The 2026 Masters Tournament, April 9–12, Augusta National Golf Club, Augusta, Georgia

    Pretty much a lock to win the tournament. I don't know how he can lose.
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