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    Montee Ball is a good RB because....

    Both of his parents are around. -Brent Musberger :mj07: Did anyone else hear this?
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    who else

    My employees didn't want to work today. I told them, OK thats fine. Look forward to seeing you tomorrow, or on Christmas, or Thanksgiving. Oh, now you want to work today and I am a nice guy. They also had the option to pay me $300 and not have to work today because that is how much it costs...
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    who else

    My employees didn't want to work today. I told them, OK thats fine. Look forward to seeing you tomorrow, or on Christmas, or Thanksgiving. Oh, now you want to work today and I am a nice guy. They also had the option to pay me $300 and not have to work today because that is how much it costs...
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    Very funny

    I just love these easy fix it pics, hope its not a repost. http://www.break.com/pictures/fixed-it-screw-one-cup-at-a-time-2400394 Enjoy!
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    My In-Laws are fixing to be here

    Thanks for clearing it up. The OK house. :mj07:
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    My In-Laws are fixing to be here

    I just wanted to know why it upset you that the grandparents never took them 1. Because then they don't have a good relationship with their grandparents 2. Because it never allows you someone to take the kids out of your hair. (the second would obviously be the self-serving one) I have a...
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    Merry Christmas Troops

    Every year on Christmas Eve my Dad would have us watch the Harlem Globetrotters play in front of the troops to remind my brothers and me of how lucky we are to have people that are sacrificing their Christmas so that we can enjoy ours. We should not forget all those that don't get to see their...
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    My In-Laws are fixing to be here

    Entering the lions den here.............. First let me say I don't have kids, yet. So therefore I don't know nothing (using the bad grammar to accentuate my ignorance here). I have heard this a few places that people are upset with certain grandparents because "they never spend time with the...
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    Fired for looking too HOT

    This emoticon has be specifically designed and waited patiently for years just to be applied to this one guy. :facepalm: I am all for preserving the family, recognizing temptation etc, but dear lord you complete moron, this is one time in your life that you DO NOT TELL THE TRUTH! Say...
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    What do you think Kickserv looks like?

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    Post your Big Lebowski quotes here.

    I've heard it's good. Never seen it. :facepalm: Not exactly a movie guy but still no excuse.
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    What is the nicest thing you have done for another person?

    Nicest thing I have ever done? That's easy, joined some guys handicapping forum. This allows me the gift of enlightening others with my thoughts.
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    seasonal flu

    Did you get a flu shot? I got the flu once, the same year I got the shot. I don't exactly recommend not getting a shot, but I choose not to get one.
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    Jon Gruden

    Tries too hard, right on point. Seriously no other Theismann bashers? Oh god do you remember Dennis Miller? I remember one time I was watching the game and he was announcing and the score in the top left said.... Fins-10 Bolts-7 :facepalm: I was like, is this arena football, who are these...
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    Jon Gruden

    Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth are the best outside of Costas. Gruden is insightful and entertaining, a little over the top and a little hyperbolic. But.............................................. Every night, before I go to bed I thank God for my health, my family, my friends, and the...
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    The Male Optical Illussion

    :mj07:
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    Adrian Peterson Concerned Vikings Playoff Push May Distract Team From Pursuit Of Rush

    :142smilie I've been had. Very nice.
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    Adrian Peterson Concerned Vikings Playoff Push May Distract Team From Pursuit Of Rush

    Betone, unless that is sarcasm read the article. I like Peterson and I must admit Jack, you had me worried there for a minute. :0074
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    Victoria Soto is a true hero

    HERO.
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    26 Moments That Restored Our Faith In Humanity This Year

    Awesome post kick! Thanks so much.
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