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    The Farmer and the Sheep

    A teacher in a Detroit , Michigan elementary school asked her students if they could tell the class what sound a pig makes. Little Tyrone stood up and said: "Up against the wall mother fucker!" I guess there's not too many farms in Detroit .....
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    RIP Walter Cronkite

    so did Michael Jackson :142smilie
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    RIP Walter Cronkite

    He (voice) introduces Katie each night....didn't watch it tonight....
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    my year, pulling out and drafting less....my B-Day was 33.....drafted to 27. I would have gone, only because my Dad served in WWII. I damn sure didn't want too.......phew .....lost some friends and family in that one as well.
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    not for a scooter....under 50cc...I''ve got one!
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    Sure do, I had it replaced and I replaced it somewhere.:mj07:
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    :142smilie I was on the phone with a brother, 4 yrs younger confessing to me that not only did he snatch my DL, my draft card as well :142smilie ... I've lost count...:142smilie :mj06:
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    :toast: out for a bit with #9, need to clean a little iguana shit (hose it down) & look for my fugging sunglasses :mj06:
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    fkuk me....lost my shades, damn it man!
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    He hasn't hired me yet. Jack, don't reply :mj07:
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    back to watering the property here:toast:
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    :0corn I need a 'yob'
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    netellar

    that for should :mj07:
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    I think vodka is mentioned in the brand name:142smilie
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    netellar

    :mj07: Your account requires immediate action Dear Jxxxx x xxxxxx, As part of the Distribution Plan, you were given final notice in December of 2007 that you had until January 26, 2008 to withdraw funds from your NETELLER account. You still have 0.01 USD in your account. To receive...
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    :director: last call for bones....:drinky: :sadwave:
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    as The Boys used to say...Oh Mommy
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    World Golf Tour

    :142smilie I'm a hack. Finally shot 42 today Bethpage Black back nine :142smilie
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    I'm hooked on these....off the grill now(again, not my pic) double digits and about to run out....2 left, should be enough :toast:
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    I hate life.

    Let's leave Mom out of this thread :nono:
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