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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    Marina Auction notice in today's paper...brother and buddies in Naples going to be here next week and the Landlord is headed to CO. for the summer tomorrow.....NO RENT for ME!!!! :toast:
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

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    Prayers Needed!!

    Glad the the little whipper snapper is in the clear. I was on the 'receiving' end of a horse shoe at age 5....the 'ringer' was on my head. Out cold. I was also on the 'giving' end with a bat. 8 or 9 years old....Swing and a miss and quick contact with the catcher's left cheek bone. I thought...
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    If you're really bored....

    You've never seen the Afican Watering Hole? That was a good one :00hour r
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    If you're really bored....

    Fish with me, you'll get a suntan, now we need a boat.
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    Live Webcam on eagles nest..... pretty cool

    read some of the comments...it's a runt and survival of the fitest...the runt is the last to eat and the first to drop off the nest... Cool site DSL :toast:
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    making my own cigarettes

    You're going to need one of these... http://collectibles.shop.ebay.com/items/Cases__W0QQ_catrefZ1QQ_flnZ1QQ_mdoZCollectiblesQQ_pcatsZ1QQ_sacatZ38039QQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em282
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    Online Cigarettes...

    Order came in today from Odessa, Ukraine. Had to have them shipped to my P.O. Box :scared, no home delivery of US Mail to my physical address. Arrived in 11 business days from ship date. Here's a few of the local ladies ... (yahoo searched images...Odessa, Ukraine)
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    Late Night Friday Jokes

    WRONG ANSWER..... WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn't you...
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    Late Night Friday Jokes

    A little boy says to his mother,"Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?" > > His mother replied,"Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark! :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie
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    Late Night Friday Jokes

    It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. Well behold 100 days into his presidency the swine flu!
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    Late Night Friday Jokes

    don't go fishing with the Capt. I told this joke too. Times are tough...he actually thought I worked there for 6 hours..... He asked me,"aren't you supposed to be retired? 70 or so..." I told him I lied :mj07: ( I may have got this from you Morris) :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie >...
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    SAINT

    dickie.... be gentle with saint....he's a short guy :mj07: he's a little twat:mj07:
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    :mj03: ...the yob at the Acura Store? :mj07:
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    :mj07: :142smilie and you're not a monkeytwat :mj07:
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    :142smilie
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    My actual title after my legal name on my business card ends with...DMA...I I am not a Dr., had an Uncle that was, team phys. at KU....'60's
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    No I opened my closet and copied it off a T-Shirt from my brother's bar....you twatmonkey :mj07:
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