Somebody really had too much time on their hands to come up with this.........Hope nobody is offended.
1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest a 1/12 litre...........of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with....... 15 penises ( touching door handles, etc.).
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain..... 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed...... 14 insects while you slept.
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workman will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breathe in 1 litre of other people's anal feces.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces.
Have a nice day !
1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest a 1/12 litre...........of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with....... 15 penises ( touching door handles, etc.).
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain..... 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed...... 14 insects while you slept.
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workman will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breathe in 1 litre of other people's anal feces.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces.
Have a nice day !
