look...i love ninjas and pirates as much as the next guy...
but,they do this sort of thing with CGI nowadays.....not puppets...
and if you absolutely MUST go with puppets,you gotta hire the racing sausages...
/a pirate walks into a bar and sits down next to a mainlander 20-something metrosexual....
the young lad looks at the scruffy pirate and notices he's got a patch over one eye and a hook for a hand....
kid asks the pirate "hey dude, how'd you get the hook on your hand?"
the pirate replies "ah, yes, me hook..well, one day there was a terrible storm at sea and the ship's mast broke and fell on me hand,... cut it clean off".....
the kid looks at the pirate in astonishment and asks "so how'd you get the patch over your eye?"...
the pirate looks at him and says " ah, yes, me patch....well, one day one of me mates was working on the mast,i looked up and a seagull shit in me eye!"....
the young lad looks at the pirate and says " whoa !!... seagull shit does that kinda damage?"...
"no laddie, the pirate replied... 'twas the first day i has me hook.".....
AVAST !!