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ussrv said:
Scott if you fart this jello out you could lite it on fire. :moon:
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Don't put alcohol in the jello . ! That called bon bons


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that just reminded me that we used to light farts in high school.
I have the holy underwear to prove it.

It produces this serious blue flame like a pilot light and then it goes whooosh , well it will if you push one out when you got the match close enough to your asshole.

Then one day my best friends mother who was a nurse told us that you could get backassfire and it could go and blow up your intestines.

After that bit of news we would only light the torch on
special occasions.

Geez them were the days friend.

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Scott-Atlanta said:
that just reminded me that we used to light farts in high school.
I have the holy underwear to prove it.

It produces this serious blue flame like a pilot light and then it goes whooosh , well it will if you push one out when you got the match close enough to your asshole.

Geez them were the days friend.

KOD


Yeah, it's all fine and dandy until the next day when your mother calls you downstairs while doing laundry and asks why the there is a hole burnt in the a$$ of your boxers and you fumble for some kind of rational response so your parents don't think you are gay (true story) :lol:
 

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LMAO- an educational thread for once.

Last time I heard about lighting farts was@ break time during work about 6-7 years ago. We were recanting experiences and laughing when a new guy spoke up and said "Yeah, thats pretty wierd. I never tried that, but a few weeks ago the wife & I tried the Golden Shower bit. You know that sex thing you sometimes hear about. F*ck, I got in the tub and she p*ssed on me and it didn't do anything for me. I even tried hitting it, but couldn't get hard! Just thought it was salty." :tmi:

Hell of an icebreaker, huh?
 
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