20 dollars fixes everything
George was planning on going out with "The Boys" when his wife told
him that he wasn't leaving the house.
George's Wife: "The last time you went out with your friends you got
so drunk that you puked on your shirt."
George: "But Honey, I promise that I wont drink a drop of alcohol all
night!"
So after begging his old lady for an hour, George got the OK the go
out with the guys as long as he stayed off of the booze. George met up
with the guys at a local bar and proceeded to get shit-faced. After
about 3 hours of guzzling liquor, George blew chow all over his shirt.
George: "Shit! The old lady is going to throw my ass out of the house
for getting drunk and puking on my new shirt!"
Bill, George's best pal, gave drunk ass George an idea of how to keep
from getting in trouble with the wife.
Bill: "All you got to do is have a $20 bill in your hand when you walk
through the door. Then, when she accuses you of barfing all over
yourself, just tell her that some other drunk puked on you and that he
gave you 20 bucks to get the shirt cleaned."
So, when George walked into the house with money in hand, his wife was
waiting for him in the living room.
Georges wife: "I knew that your drunk ass would spew bile and booze
all over that new shirt!"
George: "Honey, let me explain! This drunken fool at the bar puked on
me and gave me 20 bucks to have it cleaned."
His wife snatched the money out of his hand and observed that he was
holding two $20 bills.
George's wife: "Is that so? Then where did the other 20 dollar bill
come from?"
George: "Oh, That's from the guy who shit in my pants."
George was planning on going out with "The Boys" when his wife told
him that he wasn't leaving the house.
George's Wife: "The last time you went out with your friends you got
so drunk that you puked on your shirt."
George: "But Honey, I promise that I wont drink a drop of alcohol all
night!"
So after begging his old lady for an hour, George got the OK the go
out with the guys as long as he stayed off of the booze. George met up
with the guys at a local bar and proceeded to get shit-faced. After
about 3 hours of guzzling liquor, George blew chow all over his shirt.
George: "Shit! The old lady is going to throw my ass out of the house
for getting drunk and puking on my new shirt!"
Bill, George's best pal, gave drunk ass George an idea of how to keep
from getting in trouble with the wife.
Bill: "All you got to do is have a $20 bill in your hand when you walk
through the door. Then, when she accuses you of barfing all over
yourself, just tell her that some other drunk puked on you and that he
gave you 20 bucks to get the shirt cleaned."
So, when George walked into the house with money in hand, his wife was
waiting for him in the living room.
Georges wife: "I knew that your drunk ass would spew bile and booze
all over that new shirt!"
George: "Honey, let me explain! This drunken fool at the bar puked on
me and gave me 20 bucks to have it cleaned."
His wife snatched the money out of his hand and observed that he was
holding two $20 bills.
George's wife: "Is that so? Then where did the other 20 dollar bill
come from?"
George: "Oh, That's from the guy who shit in my pants."
