2014 Madjack Squirrel Hunting Outing

[The Joker]

All arrangements have been made.

April 6th 2014
$125 per person
At Betone's house
We will hunt at night with night vision
Must use a shotgun with Turkey Load
Crown provided
We will all sleep at Betone's house
Food provided
He has a swimming pool so we will be fishing too

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[The Boys]

I do have a few questions:


All arrangements have been made.

April 6th 2014...........April 5th is better for me?
$125 per person...........I'd like a sponsor if that's possible?
At Betone's house........This should work, I think?
We will hunt at night with night vision..........will those be provided?
Must use a shotgun with Turkey Load...........I don't know what that is?
Crown provided............I'd rather have a single malt scotch.
We will all sleep at Betone's house.........I'll need a chiropractic mattress, is that a problem? I could have one shipped in if necessary.
Food provided...........I'm on a special diet, will this be taken into consideration? I'll email you a list of foods.
He has a swimming pool so we will be fishing too......what kind of fish will be stocked in the pool? Could the pool be fresh water please?

Please provide me a copy of the guest list, thank you.

 

[Betone]

:lol:

 

[The Joker]

I do have a few questions:


All arrangements have been made.

April 6th 2014...........April 5th is better for me?
$125 per person...........I'd like a sponsor if that's possible?
At Betone's house........This should work, I think?
We will hunt at night with night vision..........will those be provided?
Must use a shotgun with Turkey Load...........I don't know what that is?
Crown provided............I'd rather have a single malt scotch.
We will all sleep at Betone's house.........I'll need a chiropractic mattress, is that a problem? I could have one shipped in if necessary.
Food provided...........I'm on a special diet, will this be taken into consideration? I'll email you a list of foods.
He has a swimming pool so we will be fishing too......what kind of fish will be stocked in the pool? Could the pool be fresh water please?

Please provide me a copy of the guest list, thank you.

:facepalm:

 

[s-love]

Bring the eyeblack to prevent any moonlight glare off the skillet

 

[Betone]

Bring the eyeblack to prevent any moonlight glare off the skillet

:kiss:

 

[The Boys]

just a few more:

I will require a mid-day nap, so I will require everyone to please be quiet between 2 and 4.

I only drink French Roast coffee, hope that's not an issue.

I'd like to shower first, I use a lot of hot water.

I've been known to pee in the pool when I have adult beverages, just a heads up.

Is it OK to smoke cigars in the house?

 

[Skipper]

When is the snipe hunting outing Joker:shrug:

:0corn

 

[Skipper]

Cow tipping:shrug:

 

[Morris]

Cow tipping:shrug:

:lol: