were on a bus trip. The bus crashed and all 50 passengers died and went to Heaven.
God felt terrible about the accident and decided to grant each passenger one wish.
"Please God, make me beautiful", wished the first passenger.
A chorus of similar requests cried out through Heaven.
One passenger named Taoist said, "Lord, look at me! I have a neck like an ostrich and a head like Johnny Neutron. Make me look like a fashion model!" Poof! In the blink of an eye, Taoist was good looking, suave and debonaire.
As God proceeded down the line, one by one he made each bus passenger beautiful.
The Yankee remained at the end of the line, holding his hand over his mouth, snickering and giggling.
God said to the Yankee, "What's your problem? Why are you giggling?
The Yankee said, "God, I wish they were all ugly again."
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God felt terrible about the accident and decided to grant each passenger one wish.
"Please God, make me beautiful", wished the first passenger.
A chorus of similar requests cried out through Heaven.
One passenger named Taoist said, "Lord, look at me! I have a neck like an ostrich and a head like Johnny Neutron. Make me look like a fashion model!" Poof! In the blink of an eye, Taoist was good looking, suave and debonaire.
As God proceeded down the line, one by one he made each bus passenger beautiful.
The Yankee remained at the end of the line, holding his hand over his mouth, snickering and giggling.
God said to the Yankee, "What's your problem? Why are you giggling?
The Yankee said, "God, I wish they were all ugly again."
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