Don't even get me started on this topic....
My girfriend is a 911 dispatcher, and the stories get more bizarre with time.
One lady called because she thought she had a bee in her apartment.....another called and an elderly lady (by the tone of her voice) said she was bleeding "down there". Paramedics rolled and transported her. When they got back they told the "rest of the story" It seems, the old lady was working herself over with a coke bottle..."WITH THE CAP STILL ON". She evidently got a little too exuberant and tore up her Pu$$y. :scared
One caller said her boyfriend needed help because he was bleeding from the the mouth. When prodded for more info as to why he was bleeding, she wasn't exactly certain, but it may be because she stabbed him earlier.....
...and they go on :mj07: