A "Buddy" Joke

[IntenseOperator]

three dogs joke
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>> > Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see
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>> > a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall
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>> > all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first,
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>> > but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are
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>> > speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping
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>> > for just a glance from her in return.
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>> > Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors,
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>> > she decides to be kind and tells them "The first one who can use
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>> > the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative,
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>> > intelligent sentence can go out with me."
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>> > The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I
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>> > love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That
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>> > shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
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>> > She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well
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>> > can you do?
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>> > "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
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>> > "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as
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>> > dumb as the Lab's sentence."
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>> > She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about
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>> > you, little guy?"
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>> > The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and
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>> > finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink,
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>> > turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says ...
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>> > "Liver alone. Cheese mine."

 

[SixFive]

taco bell dog loses too. That was written in the form of 2 sentences.

Thanks,

Miss Crabapple

 

[UGA12]

Follow Me :flush: :142lmao:

 

[Agent 0659]

taco bell dog loses too. That was written in the form of 2 sentences.

Thanks,

Miss Crabapple

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[Simply In The Red]

Man, where have all the good jokes on this forum gone. :sadwave:

 

[IntenseOperator]

Man, where have all the good jokes on this forum gone. :sadwave:

Why Rednecks Aren't Paramedics......

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence... and then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

:142lmao: