>> if your a bush fan or not.. this is funny...
>>>
>>> George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the
>>> devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the
>>> devil.
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> "You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely
>>> have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got
>>>
>>> 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them
>>>
>>> go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who
>>>
>>> leaves."
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The
>>>
>>> devil opened the first room.
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept
>>>
>>> resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was his
>>> fate in hell.
>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
>>>
>>> don't think I could do that all day long."
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> The devil led him to the next room.
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.
>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and
>>>
>>> more rocks appeared. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I
>>> would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"
>>> commented George.
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> The devil opened a third door.
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his
>>>
>>> arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose.
>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George
>>> Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, Yeah,
>>> I can handle this.
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> " The devil smiled and said... "Monica, you're free to go!"
>>>
>>> George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the
>>> devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the
>>> devil.
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> "You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely
>>> have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got
>>>
>>> 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them
>>>
>>> go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who
>>>
>>> leaves."
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The
>>>
>>> devil opened the first room.
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept
>>>
>>> resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was his
>>> fate in hell.
>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
>>>
>>> don't think I could do that all day long."
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> The devil led him to the next room.
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.
>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and
>>>
>>> more rocks appeared. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I
>>> would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"
>>> commented George.
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> The devil opened a third door.
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his
>>>
>>> arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose.
>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George
>>> Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, Yeah,
>>> I can handle this.
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>> " The devil smiled and said... "Monica, you're free to go!"
