Joke: A farmer buys a young cock

[The Joker]

As soon as he gets home it fucks all of his 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 hens.

Next day it's fucking the ducks and the geese too. Sadly, later in the day the farmer finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead and vultures circling over its head. Farmer yells , "You deserve it, you horny bastard!"

The cock slowly opens one eye, looks up at the sky and whispers , " Shhhhhh, They're about to land!!!"

 

[pd1]

As soon as he gets home it fucks all of his 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 hens.

Next day it's fucking the ducks and the geese too. Sadly, later in the day the farmer finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead and vultures circling over its head. Farmer yells , "You deserve it, you horny bastard!"

The cock slowly opens one eye, looks up at the sky and whispers , " Shhhhhh, They're about to land!!!"

That was Bruster the rooster.

 

[hammer1]

As soon as he gets home it fucks all of his 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 hens.

Next day it's fucking the ducks and the geese too. Sadly, later in the day the farmer finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead and vultures circling over its head. Farmer yells , "You deserve it, you horny bastard!"

The cock slowly opens one eye, looks up at the sky and whispers , " Shhhhhh, They're about to land!!!"

believe this is. older. than. the pyramids

 

[53defense]

Still has legs.........

 

[Wineguy]

Jack, can you either get a secretary to type hammers messages, or just delete them until he gets a new computer? I bet with the latter, it will be amazing how quickly his periods will go away

 

[Betone]

Jack, can you either get a secretary to type hammers messages, or just delete them until he gets a new computer? I bet with the latter, it will be amazing how quickly his periods will go away

MUST.BE.USER.ERROR......:lol:

 

[Scrapman]

nominates joker for posting worst joke ever :facepalm: