A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son
is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the
cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of
Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I
noticed a remote control for a television set in her
purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?"
asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come
shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil
thing I could do to him."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never
understand how You can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto
your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be
afraid of a spider.
PHARMACY 1
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I
thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my
wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she
came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;
cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.So..... I figure if I
have to roll my own ............ so does she.
PHARMACY 2
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for
some arsenic. He asks "What for?" She says "I want to kill
my husband." He says "Sorry, I can't do that." She then
reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to
him. He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son
is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the
cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of
Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I
noticed a remote control for a television set in her
purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?"
asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come
shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil
thing I could do to him."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never
understand how You can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto
your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be
afraid of a spider.
PHARMACY 1
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I
thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my
wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she
came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;
cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.So..... I figure if I
have to roll my own ............ so does she.
PHARMACY 2
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for
some arsenic. He asks "What for?" She says "I want to kill
my husband." He says "Sorry, I can't do that." She then
reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to
him. He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
