"Hello, Senor Lucky? This is Ernesto, the caretaker
at your country house."
"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a
problem?"
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor that
your parrot died. "
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International
competition?"
"Si, Senor, that's the one."
"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on
that bird. What did he die from?"
"From eating rotten meat, Senor"
" Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"
"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."
"Dead horse? What dead horse?"
"Your thoroughbred, Senor Lucky. He died from all
that work pulling the water cart."
"Are you insane? What water cart?"
"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor"
"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
"The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and
the curtains caught on
fire."
"What the.....!!! But there's electricity at the
house!!! What was the damn candle for?"
"For the funeral, Senor."
"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?!"
"Your wife's, Senor...She showed up one night out
of the blue and I thought she was a thief,
so I hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike Driver."
SILENCE...................
"Ernesto if you bent that fukkin' driver, you're in
deep shit!"
at your country house."
"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a
problem?"
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor that
your parrot died. "
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International
competition?"
"Si, Senor, that's the one."
"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on
that bird. What did he die from?"
"From eating rotten meat, Senor"
" Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"
"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."
"Dead horse? What dead horse?"
"Your thoroughbred, Senor Lucky. He died from all
that work pulling the water cart."
"Are you insane? What water cart?"
"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor"
"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
"The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and
the curtains caught on
fire."
"What the.....!!! But there's electricity at the
house!!! What was the damn candle for?"
"For the funeral, Senor."
"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?!"
"Your wife's, Senor...She showed up one night out
of the blue and I thought she was a thief,
so I hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike Driver."
SILENCE...................
"Ernesto if you bent that fukkin' driver, you're in
deep shit!"
