A kick in the nads - KOD

[THE KOD]

I can only remember 4 times that I have been hit hard
like this in my life. I think most men do a pretty good job of protecting the family jewels.

Here is one of the four that I remember well.

I was 14 years old and was at this recreation center where we
all congregated on weekends.

There was this girl named Donna and for a short skinny girl she had the biggest set of banditos I had ever seen. They would have made the good DR proud. She was in my homeroom so I would talk to her once in awhile.

So I go over and start talking to her and we start walking.
She was wearing a low blouse showing off her wares. I was enchanted.

At one point she takes this comb she was carrying and drops it down her blouse and says I bet you don't dare to go get this.

I am not one to back down from opportunity. So I go in slowly to search for the comb. While I was in there I decided that it
would be a good time to place my hand around her right breast
and maybe even feel her right nipple. I think at that point I could
have pleaded legal insanity and got away with it.

So as I am rummaging around in Donna's blouse, the lights started to flicker on and off. I knew something was wrong as it was a sunny Saturday afternoon.

Well Donna who was shorter than I was had come up
with her knee and nailed me with force in both testicles.

As I looked up I remember seeing her walking away as I rolled around on the ground. A small crowd gathered to see how long it would take me to get up. About five minutes later, I was able to function almost normally.

I learned early that there are some things in life that are worth a kick to the nads.

KOD

 

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[spartan]

:nutkick :nooo: :142hump: :yup

 

[freelancc]

:nutkick :nooo: :142hump: :yup

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[THE KOD]

 

[beantownjim]

THATS TOUGH SCOTTY BOY THAT MUST HAVE REALLY HURT WHEN YOU PUT THE COMB DOWN DON'S SHIRT AND HE KNEED YOU IN THE NUTS SO TELL US SCOTTY DID YOU KICK DON IN THE BALLS TO MAKE IT EVEN OR DID YOU PLAY A GAME OF SPIN THE BOTTLE INSTEAD:moon: JESUS CHRIST WHERE DOES THIS JERK OFF COME UP WITH SUCH STUPID THREADS JACK, NICK DOUGLAS DIDNT BRING IN SCOTTY BOY TO DRIVE ME INSANE DID HE BECAUSE ITS WORKING I AM GONE BOYS,I AM GONE BOYS BECAUSE I AM GOING TO RESPOND

THE FIRST TIME I GOT KICKED IN THE NUTS THE YEAR WAS 1967 I WAS A LITTLE SQUIRT FOR MY AGE I WAS 7 YEARS OLD AND WEIGHED ABOUT 55 POUNDS I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY WE WERE CLIMBING THOSE LONG ASS ROPES THAT ALL OLG GYMS USED TO HAVE AND YOU WOULD GO AS FAR AS YOU COULD THEY HAD MATS ON THE GROUND SOME OF YOU OLDTIMERS WILL REMEMBER THOSE ROPES.WELL AS I WENT TO GRAB THE ROPE TOMMY O'TOOLE THE CLASS BULLY SAW ME RUNNING TO GET A FLYING START AS I WENT TO LEAP FOR THE ROPE TOMMY SYTUCK OUT HIS FOOT BAND RIGHT IN MY BALLS OH I CAN STILL FEEL IT TODAY I WENT DOWN LIKE A SHOT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD BALLS AT THIS AGE BOOM:shrug: I CAME HOME LIMPING STILL IN PAIN THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME AND ONLY MY MOTHER TOLD ME ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES.I SAID MOM I GOT HIT IN THE BALLS SHE SAID WHAT DID YOU SAY AND I TOLD HER THATS WHAT THE OTHER BOYS SAID TO ME I ASKED MY MOTHER WHAT ARE BALLS SHE GOT ALL RED FACED AND TOLD ME TO SHUT THE F-CK UP AND GO TALK TO YOUR FATHER MAN THOSE IRISH MOTHERS ARE TOUGH IN MY FAMILY YOU NEVER MENTIONED SEX YOU FOUND OUT ON YOUR OWN SO AT THE AGE OF 7 WAS THE ONE AND ONLY TIME I EVER SAID BALLS IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER EVEN TODAY I WOULD NEVER MENTION SEX IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS,I THINK THIS IS A GOOD THING I HATE ALL THESE FAG KIDS TODAY THAT KNOW EVERYTHING AND THERE PARENTS WHO ENCOURAGE THEM TO TALK ABOUT CONDOMS AND SEX ITS A F-CKING JOKE IF YOU MENTIONED THE WORD SEX WHEN I WAS A KID THEY WOULD LOCK YOU UP AND CONSIDER YOU A PERVERT ITS JUST THE WAY THINGS WERE.NONE OF MY FRIENDS TALKED TO THERE PARENTS ABOUT SEX IT WAS NEVER MENTIONED,SO SCOTTY BOY CONGRATULATIONS YOU AND YOUR SIDE KICK NICK DOUGLAS FINALLY DROVE ME OFF THE DEEP END I MUST BE THE ONLY GUY IN THE FORUM WHO WOULD RESPOND TO THIS TOPIC WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YOU GOT KICKED IN THE BALLS WHO THE F-CK COULD EVEN THIN OF A TOPIC LIKE THIS EXCEPT SCOTT FROM ATLANTA

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER (THANK GOD THEY ARE OUT OF BUSINESS I WONDER HOW MANY OTHERS THEY ROBBED:thefinger

 

[Father Ryan]

Ahhh. I remeber the first time you licked my balls, James. It was the summer of '72.

You kinda lacked in the skills neccessary to be a good alter boy, but you sure were a natural when it came to being an "alter boy". Hee hee!

It was nice to have you hang around that summer, as your parents kept saying you would never amount to anything. Many a young man had been driven to me by uncaring parents, James. I like to think I have delivered comfort and guidence to all of them. You are all my "flock".

I sure wish the Catholic church would embrace homosexuality, so people like us can come clean.

Yours in Christ,


Father Ryan

 

[freelancc]

 

[HighRoller]

Ahhh. I remeber the first time you licked my balls, James. It was the summer of '72.

You kinda lacked in the skills neccessary to be a good alter boy, but you sure were a natural when it came to being an "alter boy". Hee hee!

It was nice to have you hang around that summer, as your parents kept saying you would never amount to anything. Many a young man had been driven to me by uncaring parents, James. I like to think I have delivered comfort and guidence to all of them. You are all my "flock".

I sure wish the Catholic church would embrace homosexuality, so people like us can come clean.

Yours in Christ,


Father Ryan

So the truth is finally know...BTJ was anally probed and sucked many members as a "good alter boy". It must have been the fathers of all creed and color. So BTJ come clean and fess up as to why your such a prejudice scumbag and mad @ the world. Maybe a trip back to the church would bring you out of the closet your living in. Come clean BeanTownHomo ! You just might be forgiven for all your sins.HOMOBOY!