A little gift idea for Christmas

yyz

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It doesn't have to be for just Christmas. It could be a birthday, retirement, etc. You get the fucking point!

A lot of people really don't know what to get someone for a gift, so they buy a gift card. It's easy enough, even though it pretty much says, "I didn't put any thought into your gift, you hump".

Well, what about the person you don't want to buy a gift for? That prick at work who always 'one-ups' you? The in-laws? That neighbor who can't mind their own business, and always tells you about the nice things he just bought?

Here you go!

You go out and buy a nice gift card for a restaurant. Get at least a $50 one. Gift it to the schmoe you don't care for, and wish 'em the best. They will go and have a nice meal with a loved one, and naturally, pay for it with the card. Here's the beauty:

Before you give them the card, you make sure you go out and have a nice dinner FIRST! Pay for it with the card, and leave about $3 on the card.

Merry Christmas!
 
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yyz said:
It doesn't have to be for just Christmas. It could be a birthday, retirement, etc. You get the fucking point!

A lot of people really don't know what to get someone for a gift, so they buy a gift card. It's easy enough, even though it pretty much says, "I didn't put any thought into your gift, you hump".

Well, what about the person you don't want to buy a gift for? That prick at work who always 'one-ups' you? The in-laws? That neighbor who can't mind their own business, and always tells you about the nice things he just bought?

Here you go!

You go out and buy a nice gift card for a restaurant. Get at least a $50 one. Gift it to the schmoe you don't care for, and wish 'em the best. They will go and have a nice meal with a loved one, and naturally, pay for it with the card. Here's the beauty:

Before you give them the card, you make sure you go out and have a nice dinner FIRST! Pay for it with the card, and leave about $3 on the card.

Merry Christmas!
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As opposed to elaborate prank schemes, maybe you want to focus on being more productive and efficient at work, such as the co-worker you despise. :shrug:
 
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yyz said:
Before you give them the card, you make sure you go out and have a nice dinner FIRST! Pay for it with the card, and leave about $3 on the card.

Merry Christmas!
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not only are you a jerk but a cheap rat bastid


merry christmas
 
yyz

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Mr. Poon said:
As opposed to elaborate prank schemes, maybe you want to focus on being more productive and efficient at work, such as the co-worker you despise. :shrug:
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I work for the gubmint. No one is productive or efficient, but thanks for offering whatever it was you just offered.
 
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yyz said:
I work for the gubmint. No one is productive or efficient, but thanks for offering whatever it was you just offered.
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Please excuse Mr. Poon, he feels a moral obligation to instil his virtuous lifestyle on all the immoral and unethical in the world.
 
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saint said:
Please excuse Mr. Poon, he feels a moral obligation to instil his virtuous lifestyle on all the immoral and unethical in the world.
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I was only fucking around though, so I don't care. You post way too much personal shit on here, and that is always ripe pickings.

Merry Christmas all the same!
 
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