There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming
toward him, so he covered himself with newspaper he was reading. The girl came
up to him and asked, " what do you have under the newspaper?
Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the
guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain.
The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying
on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off and
the next thing I know is I'm here
The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her "What did
you do to that naked fellow? After a pause, the girl replied, "To him
Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, cracked
its eggs, and set its nest on fire!
"Moral of the story....................Never lie to a female.
toward him, so he covered himself with newspaper he was reading. The girl came
up to him and asked, " what do you have under the newspaper?
Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the
guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain.
The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying
on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off and
the next thing I know is I'm here
The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her "What did
you do to that naked fellow? After a pause, the girl replied, "To him
Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, cracked
its eggs, and set its nest on fire!
"Moral of the story....................Never lie to a female.
