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A man hears a voice?that tells him ?Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.? He ignores it. The next day he hears the same voice telling him ?Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.? He ignores it.

On the third day, he hears the voice again; saying ?Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.? He finally obeys.

Upon arriving in Las Vegas, the voice says, ?Go to the Rio.? He does.

At the Rio, the voice says, ?Put your last $10,000 on a WSOP entry.? He does.

The first hand of the tournament, the man is dealt A A. ?Go all in,? commands the voice. He does and gets three callers. The flop is J T 9. ?F*%$!? says the voice. <!-- / message -->
 

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A man hears a voice?that tells him ?Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.? He ignores it. The next day he hears the same voice telling him ?Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.? He ignores it.

On the third day, he hears the voice again; saying ?Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.? He finally obeys.

Insert Hays for Vegas & this part happened to me that's how I wound up in Hays :shrug:
 

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I woulda had to ask him why?
 

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Do you live in downtown Hays? I hear it is quite the happenin' town after dark.....

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I could easily deal with a city like Hays. Close to perfect for me too.
 

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A man hears a voice?that tells him ?Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.? He ignores it. The next day he hears the same voice telling him ?Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.? He ignores it.

On the third day, he hears the voice again; saying ?Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.? He finally obeys.

Upon arriving in Las Vegas, the voice says, ?Go to the Rio.? He does.

At the Rio, the voice says, ?Put your last $10,000 on a WSOP entry.? He does.

The first hand of the tournament, the man is dealt A A. ?Go all in,? commands the voice. He does and gets three callers. The flop is J T 9. ?F*%$!? says the voice. <!-- / message -->

:shrug:

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