A recent joint study

Skulnik

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A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the
Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who is a
drinker and worries about your safety.
 
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I'm sure the many on here who have been affected by drunk drivers will appreciate this.
 
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Skulnik said:
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the
Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who is a
drinker and worries about your safety.
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The problem is that drunk driving can be prevented. A moron, such as yourself, getting in his car really can't.

Once an asshole, always an asshole.
 
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Can't you people tell its a joke, geez...

I thought it was funny Skul :0074
 
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I thought it was funny, but I'm a founding member of D.A.M.M.

Drunks against mad mothers.
 
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