A WV wife ..

NickiD

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A WV wife ..

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania. He bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Ohio. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a West Virginia girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!

Got to love those West Virginia Women!

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sounds like spousal abuse to me:nono: wife should be arrested and given kp duty for 6mos:D
 

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Joke for you Nicki and other ladies:D

Three ladies were sitting around and usual talking about their men. As ladies tend to do, sharing too much information, they decided to come up for a nickname of each ones boyfriends with the name of a soft drink.

The first lady says, " Oh my man will be Mountain Dew, he has a mountain in his pants and he sure knows how to do it!"

The second lady says, "Well my man will be 7-Up, cause he has seven inches and it is always up!"

The third lady thought about for a minute and says, " I am going to name my man Jack Daniels"

The other two ladies say in unison that Jack Daniels is not a soft drink but a hard liquor.

The third lady comes right back and says "Yep, thats my man!"

:D
 
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