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Man Splits Tongue As Form of Body Art


By Ellen Wulfhorst

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Despite the bone through his nose, his shaved head and pierced face, the 25-year-old pacing a seedy stretch of New York sidewalk admitted he was terrified of what he was about to do.


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But after a few minutes, a couple cigarettes and several deep breaths, he sat in the basement of a storefront tattoo parlor, closed his eyes and let a friend split his tongue down the middle with a scalpel.


The latest trend among teens and 20-somethings who indulge in so-called extreme body modification, forking one's tongue like a serpent's "is an art form," said T.J. McGillis, who offers the service for a $250 charge.


"Everybody wants to get it done. It could be the next mainstream thing aside from piercing," he said.


That may be an exaggeration. The number of people with split tongues is estimated at 1,500 to 2,000 people by the editor of a Web-based magazine devoted to body modification, but the trend is attracting enough attention that a few U.S. state legislatures have moved to ban the procedure.


Ian, the young man with the bone through his nose who did not want to reveal his last name, opted for tongue splitting after earlier adventures left him with huge rings in his ears, silver barbells piercing his face, myriad tattoos and who-knows-what-else under his baggy shirt and pants.


"I like the way it looks," he said, listing his reasons. "Two, I think it will be more fun during oral sex and the girls will get a kick out of it. Three, everyone and their mother has their tongue pierced and four, I'm an idiot."


The process is nothing short of gory. In Ian's case, his tongue was clamped in place, numbed and slit 2 inches (5 cm) up the middle, looking uncomfortably like a piece of raw liver freshly cut by a butcher.


Other methods entail tying increasingly tighter pieces of thread through a pierced hole or cutting with a laser.


Blood gushed out of Ian's mouth and over the silver barbell in his lip for a few minutes, then abated with several doses of mouthwash.


"Go home and pull it apart," McGillis ordered him, suggesting a regimen of separating the two halves each morning and night to prevent reattachment.


After splitting his tongue, Emrys Yetz, 20, said it wasn't long before he could move each half independently and do party tricks like picking up pens and pencils.


"It's done to better yourself," he said, opening his mouth to wiggle each half like a snail waving its antennae.


Yetz argues tongue splitting is no different than a far more socially acceptable face lift or breast enhancement. The only downside, he said, is eating ice cream, since it's harder to make a scoop of your tongue when it's split in two.


Not surprisingly, doctors say there are more downsides to tongue-splitting than dripping ice cream.


"There's the potential for life-threatening hemorrhage and the potential for life-threatening infection," said Dr. Lee Pollan, an oral surgeon based in Rochester, New York.


If that's not enough, he added, tongue-splitting can damage speech and taste and cause permanent numbness.


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And reattaching a split tongue can be a complex process of reconstructive surgery and skin grafts, he added.

Dire warnings notwithstanding, tongue splitting is kids being kids, said psychology professor Stephen Franzoi at Marquette University in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, who specializes in issues of physical attractiveness and body esteem.

It's a form of self-expression, alienation, rejecting mainstream culture and asserting independence, he said.

Comparing tongue splitters to young people wearing long hair and ragged jeans in the 1960s, he said: "This is the same psychological process, albeit more extreme.

"We encourage kids to be independent and express themselves and find their own personal identity," he said. "Every generation has a different way to find themselves in our culture. Some of them are more extreme than others."

After splitting his tongue, Ian made plans to pierce each tip, even as one waiting friend dampened his hope that the girls would love it.

"I think it's gross. It creeps me out," said hairdresser Jill Johnson. "I've dated guys with tattoos all over. I've seen it all, but that's too much for me. Imagine when you're 60 years old and you have your tongue like that."

But for believers in modification, a split tongue is merely a start. Split penises, sliced lengthwise in half, are not unheard of among aficionados.
 

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and in other news............

and in other news............

Boss' Remark No Way to Win a Job



LONDON (Reuters) - One called her boss a "bitch from hell" while another admitted "lying through his teeth" at interview.



Both the British job candidates were -- not surprisingly -- turned down after prospective employers discovered their candid comments on a public Web site.


The London recruitment firm which revealed the cases warned on Friday that employers were increasingly scouring the Internet to check what candidates are really like behind the rosy image they seek to project in CVs and interviews.


"One media sales executive aged 24 had a job offer withdrawn after a quick check on www.friendsreunited.co.uk revealed that the applicant only planned to stay in London for a few months before embarking on a world tour," London's Media Contacts said.


As well as missing out on the jobs they were aiming for, the frankness of some also cost them their current employment.


"Another candidate, an account manager, 26, for a well-known PR agency was forced to resign when she described her boss as a "Bitch from Hell" and her employer as "a bunch of cowboys," Media Contacts said.


In a third case, a senior sales executive seeking a move also ended up getting fired after boasting to the Friends Reunited site, set up to keep old school pals in touch, that he lied at interview and his CV was "a masterpiece of fiction."


"People should think carefully what they say about employers -- past and present -- and what they say about themselves in any public domain," Media Contacts' recruitment consultant Gordon Cherrington said. "Having fun...is a good thing, though negativity in any form, rarely reflects well on the writer."
 

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That would be, "Wuh yuh wike fwies wiff fat?"

A permanent lisp comes at no extra charge with a tongue splitting.
 

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looks like he needs to use that toothbrush a little more frequently to get rid of that tongue scum that has settled there, split tongue or not!
 

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Ian, a 25-year-old tattoo artist, has his tongue split as a form of body art in New York, May 27, 2003. The latest trend among teens and twentysomethings who indulge in so-called extreme body modification, forking one's tongue like a serpent's 'is an art form,' said T.J. McGillis, who offers the service for a $250 charge. REUTERS/Chip East REUTERS


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It is the same psych process as wearing torn jeans and long hair, or listening to that "devil jass" music. It's just that so much is accepted in our very tolerant society nowadays, that these kids have to got to some far out extremes to display any sort of deviant and unconventional behavior.
 
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man.........what some people spend their money on :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


man oh man............splitting your tongue.........I mean, what the hell is the point :shrug:



and man......that's gotta hurt :eek:
 

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Let them do it, if these morons are actually having their tongues split right down the middle ? for an inch or so. Don?t even think about asking why. If these people can?t give you a good reason for sticking a ring through their eyebrow, they damned sure aren?t going to be able to give you a good reason for splitting their tongues. Some state legislatures are actually trying to outlaw the practice.

There is a good side to this though. It is getting tougher and tougher for employers to find good, hard-working employees with any degree of common sense and integrity. There are several behaviors that a potential employer can observe that can help to weed out idiots and troubled people who might apply for jobs. Among those:

Wearing baseball hats backwards.
Baggy trousers that are about 10 inches too long.
Piercing other than ears ? and only one per side there.
Tattoos
Soul patches
And now --- split tongues. The minute someone opens their mouth and you see two tongues wagging away in an effort to produce the words ?are you hiring??, you can get the ?NO? word ready. So, let them do it. Anything that helps us to readily identify truly stupid people helps us all.
 
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