This is as tight as the race will be...
you decide for your self!
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> >>Subject: Pussy versus Beer
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> >>
> >>A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.
> >>
> >>A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot.
> >>Advantage: Pussy.
> >>
> >>Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy
> >>makes
> >>you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer.
> >>
> >>Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not.
> >>Advantage:
> >>Draw.
> >>
> >>If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not
disgusted.
> >>Advantage: Pussy
> >>
> >>24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage:
> >>Pussy.
> >>
> >>Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage:
> >>Pussy.
> >>
> >>If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer.
If you
> >>come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home
> >>smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer.
> >>
> >>6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and
> >>you
> >>have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy
> >>
> >>Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get
> >>poor. Advantage: Draw
> >>
> >>It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football
> >>game.
> >>You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football > >>game.
> >>Advantage: Pussy
> >>
> >>If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a
> >>breathalyzer. If
> >>a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
> >>Advantage: Pussy
> >>
> >>With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: beer.
> >>
> >>Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage:
> >>beer.
> >>
> >>Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
> >>Advantage: Pussy
> >>
> >>If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
> >>If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
Advantage:
> >>Pussy.
> >>
> >>Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is
more fun. Advantage: Pussy.
> >>
> >>If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Draw
> >>
> >>If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are. Advantage: Beer.
> >>
> >>If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
> >>Advantage: beer.
> >>
> >>The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed > >>it.
> >>Advantage: Pussy.
> >>
> >>The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
> >>Advantage: Beer.
> >>
> >>Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill. Bad pussy: Roseanne,
> >>Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Dana Doran Advantage: Draw
> >>
> >>Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, New Castle. Good pussy: Almost all > >>but
> >>the above. Advantage: Pussy.
> >>
> >>The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy.
> >>
> >>It's a close call, but the numbers never lie. Advantage: Pussy.
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you decide for your self!
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> >>-
> >>Subject: Pussy versus Beer
> >>
> >>
> >>A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.
> >>
> >>A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot.
> >>Advantage: Pussy.
> >>
> >>Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy
> >>makes
> >>you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer.
> >>
> >>Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not.
> >>Advantage:
> >>Draw.
> >>
> >>If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not
disgusted.
> >>Advantage: Pussy
> >>
> >>24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage:
> >>Pussy.
> >>
> >>Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage:
> >>Pussy.
> >>
> >>If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer.
If you
> >>come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home
> >>smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer.
> >>
> >>6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and
> >>you
> >>have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy
> >>
> >>Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get
> >>poor. Advantage: Draw
> >>
> >>It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football
> >>game.
> >>You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football > >>game.
> >>Advantage: Pussy
> >>
> >>If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a
> >>breathalyzer. If
> >>a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
> >>Advantage: Pussy
> >>
> >>With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: beer.
> >>
> >>Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage:
> >>beer.
> >>
> >>Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
> >>Advantage: Pussy
> >>
> >>If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
> >>If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
Advantage:
> >>Pussy.
> >>
> >>Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is
more fun. Advantage: Pussy.
> >>
> >>If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Draw
> >>
> >>If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are. Advantage: Beer.
> >>
> >>If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
> >>Advantage: beer.
> >>
> >>The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed > >>it.
> >>Advantage: Pussy.
> >>
> >>The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
> >>Advantage: Beer.
> >>
> >>Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill. Bad pussy: Roseanne,
> >>Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Dana Doran Advantage: Draw
> >>
> >>Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, New Castle. Good pussy: Almost all > >>but
> >>the above. Advantage: Pussy.
> >>
> >>The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy.
> >>
> >>It's a close call, but the numbers never lie. Advantage: Pussy.
> >
> >
