so there was this father and son who liked to take walks through the park every evening when the father got home from work. the young lad was very inquisitive and always asked the father to describe and explain all the various flora and fauna they came upon while walking. one evening, while on their daily walk, the father glanced ahead and saw two dogs engaged in the act, with the dog on top wearing a powder blue doggie sweater. knowing his son would demand an explanation, he got his story together just before the youngster asked the inevitable, "daddy, what are those two dogs doing?' without hesitation, the father said, " son, those two dogs are best friends, and the dog on the top has hurt his front paw, so the dog on the bottom is helping him walk home. the boy looked at his father, then looked again at the two dogs, then back at his father and said, "isn't that just like life daddy - try to help a tarheel and he'll f*ck you every time."
