In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
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> On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
> (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
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> On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
> (the shoplifter special?)
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> On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
> (and that would be how???....)
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> On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
> (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
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> On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
> (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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> On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
> (...and you thought????...)
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> On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
> (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
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> On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
> (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
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> On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
> (and...I'm taking this because???....)
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> On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
> (as opposed to...what)?
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> On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
> (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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> On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
> (talk about a news flash)
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> On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
> (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
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> On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
> (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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> On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
> (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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> On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
> (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
>
>
>
> On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
> (the shoplifter special?)
>
> On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
> (and that would be how???....)
>
> On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
> (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
>
> On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
> (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
>
> On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
> (...and you thought????...)
>
> On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
> (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
>
> On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
> (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
>
> On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
> (and...I'm taking this because???....)
>
> On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
> (as opposed to...what)?
>
>
>
> On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
> (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
>
> On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
> (talk about a news flash)
>
> On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
> (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
>
> On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
> (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
>
> On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
> (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
